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1D0D7799-754A-4178-AA54-CECAEA7B7525.jpeg Went down to The swamp for a Garth Brooks concert. That place needs some serious work done to it. Parking was a nightmare. As in there is no parking to speak of. I wound up bribing two stoners to let me park in their yard. I had field tickets, the aisles were way to narrow. Especially for the girth of the audience. The bathroom situation was unique. The line to the ladies room wrapped half way around the stadium. I’m not exaggerating, it literally went half way around. It led to a women’s revolt. They invaded the men’s room in force. It was a bitter, hostile sisterhood that was not taking any crap. One older guy got pissed about it, turned around from the urinal and started waving his dick at them. It was both sad and hilarious what happened to him. Some quotes “what is that, a pencil eraser” “oh, it so cute. It’s like a baby’s penis” I swear the guy was almost in tears when he ran out of there.

TLDR- Florida sucks, go Buckeyes, don’t wave your dick at a large group of drunk women in a men’s room at a redneck event.
 
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The KSB said:
View attachment 20921 Went down to The swamp for a Garth Brooks concert. That place needs some serious work done to it. Parking was a nightmare. As in there is no parking to speak of. I wound up bribing two stoners to let me park in their yard. I had field tickets, the aisles were way to narrow. Especially for the girth of the audience. The bathroom situation was unique. The line to the ladies room wrapped half way around the stadium. I’m not exaggerating, it literally went half way around. It led to a women’s revolt. They invaded the men’s room in force. It was a bitter, hostile sisterhood that was not taking any crap. One older guy got pissed about it, turned around from the urinal and started waving his dick at them. It was both sad and hilarious what happened to him. Some quotes “what is that, a pencil eraser” “oh, it so cute. It’s like a baby’s penis” I swear the guy was almost in tears when he ran out of there.

TLDR- Florida sucks, go Buckeyes, don’t wave your dick at a large group of drunk women in a men’s room at a redneck event.
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A few years ago, my wife and I went to Fantasy Fest in Key West. On Fri and Sat every men's room had a line of men for the urinals and another line of women for the stalls.
 
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Florida football staffer arrested for cyberstalking ex-girlfriend

From Rivals.com:

According to the ACSO police report, Yelverton has “repeatedly and maliciously” harassed the victim in the case after she ended the relationship on April 14th. The report goes on to detail that Yelverton called, Facebook messaged and texted the victim over 40 times – many of those messages coming after she told Yelverton to end all communication.

The report goes on to say that the defendant was then arrested after he reportedly left a threatening voice message on April 21, after he told the victim that he would “blow up” her car.

The ACSO report goes on to say that Yelverton allegedly “used multiple vulgarities and demeaning language which placed the victim in a continuous state of fear that violence was going to take place.

As a result of the incident, Yelverton has been placed on administrative leave by the football program.

Entire article: https://collegefootballtalk.nbcspor...fer-arrested-for-cyberstalking-ex-girlfriend/
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Florida football staffer arrested for cyberstalking ex-girlfriend

From Rivals.com:

According to the ACSO police report, Yelverton has “repeatedly and maliciously” harassed the victim in the case after she ended the relationship on April 14th. The report goes on to detail that Yelverton called, Facebook messaged and texted the victim over 40 times – many of those messages coming after she told Yelverton to end all communication.

The report goes on to say that the defendant was then arrested after he reportedly left a threatening voice message on April 21, after he told the victim that he would “blow up” her car.

The ACSO report goes on to say that Yelverton allegedly “used multiple vulgarities and demeaning language which placed the victim in a continuous state of fear that violence was going to take place.

As a result of the incident, Yelverton has been placed on administrative leave by the football program.

Entire article: https://collegefootballtalk.nbcspor...fer-arrested-for-cyberstalking-ex-girlfriend/
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Didn't Urban Meyer once coach at Florida? Just wait until the media gets to the real perpetrator of this behavior!
 
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ScriptOhio said:
Florida football staffer arrested for cyberstalking ex-girlfriend

From Rivals.com:

According to the ACSO police report, Yelverton has “repeatedly and maliciously” harassed the victim in the case after she ended the relationship on April 14th. The report goes on to detail that Yelverton called, Facebook messaged and texted the victim over 40 times – many of those messages coming after she told Yelverton to end all communication.

The report goes on to say that the defendant was then arrested after he reportedly left a threatening voice message on April 21, after he told the victim that he would “blow up” her car.

The ACSO report goes on to say that Yelverton allegedly “used multiple vulgarities and demeaning language which placed the victim in a continuous state of fear that violence was going to take place.

As a result of the incident, Yelverton has been placed on administrative leave by the football program.

Entire article: https://collegefootballtalk.nbcspor...fer-arrested-for-cyberstalking-ex-girlfriend/
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Interesting that Otis Yelverton used to be a "street agent" getting kids to go to Cal:

Love him or loathe him, Yelverton doesn’t care
  • Feb 20, 2010
Otis Yelverton says he’s not a bad guy, just someone who wants to help kids get an education. And a lot of people back him up on that.

And a lot of other people don’t.

He is, by all accounts, a very good coach. He is, by other accounts, a very good street agent. Yelverton says he’s no longer concerned what people think of him. He’s only concerned with the well-being of those kids and their families who trust him.

Entire article: https://www.greensboro.com/sports/l...cle_ad28b126-e795-50eb-affd-eab20fb4ec99.html
 
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The KSB said:
TLDR- don’t wave your dick at a large group of drunk women in a men’s room at a redneck event.
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Don't go to redneck events.
 
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