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DubCoffman62;1964223; said:
This guy thought he had it all figured out, all the young girls he could bang and all paid for by his group of pendejos. How did it all go wrong?
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"Well, keeping a sex tape with a 12 year old was perhaps not husband's best idea...."
 
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DubCoffman62;1964234; said:
When you have a harem like he had, why in the world would you feel the need to watch a sex tape?
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Well, and this is not bull mark may, it seems that when you gather a bunch of women for a sustained time they eventually all start to menstruate on the same cycle as the alpha female. Happens in college dorms and female military barracks so why not in a harem?

Imagine dealing with five wives, all with PMS... Where'd I put that tape?
 
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cincibuck;1964267; said:
Well, and this is not bull mark may, it seems that when you gather a bunch of women for a sustained time they eventually all start to menstruate on the same cycle as the alpha female. Happens in college dorms and female military barracks so why not in a harem?

Imagine dealing with five wives, all with PMS... Where'd I put that tape?
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cincibuck;1964267; said:
Well, and this is not bull mark may, it seems that when you gather a bunch of women for a sustained time they eventually all start to menstruate on the same cycle as the alpha female. Happens in college dorms and female military barracks so why not in a harem?

Imagine dealing with five wives, all with PMS... Where'd I put that glass of hemlock
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cincibuck;1964267; said:
Well, and this is not bull mark may, it seems that when you gather a bunch of women for a sustained time they eventually all start to menstruate on the same cycle as the alpha female. Happens in college dorms and female military barracks so why not in a harem?

Imagine dealing with five wives, all with PMS... Where'd I put that tape?
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This is all reminiscent of the Islam going to heavan to recieve 72 virgins. I mean, really? Give me a hooker with a twin sister that has her own place... I just don't have that kind of time or patience.
 
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AKAK;1964305; said:
This is all reminiscent of the Islam going to heavan to recieve 72 virgins. I mean, really? Give me a hooker with a twin sister that has her own place... I just don't have that kind of time or patience.
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She had that
Camarillo brillo
Flamin out along her head,
I mean her mendocino bean-o
By where some bugs had made it red
 
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cincibuck;1964267; said:
Well, and this is not bull mark may, it seems that when you gather a bunch of women for a sustained time they eventually all start to menstruate on the same cycle as the alpha female. Happens in college dorms and female military barracks so why not in a harem?

Imagine dealing with five wives, all with PMS... Where'd I put that tape?
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As young as some of his wives were, you'd think that he would have had at least one or two that hadn't started menstruating yet.
 
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"Sexual contact with his wives, Jeffs believes, revives him spiritually and brings the girls closer to God."

Well, if having your eyeballs roll to the back of your head and breathing like a racehorse at the end of the Belmont is closer to God, then yes.

Oh, wait, "brings the girls closer to God." Hell of a pick up line; "hey, ever have someone bring you closer to God?"

Or, "How about we get out of this bar and go over to my place and get closer to God?"
 
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