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Pyro Kinesis

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Pyro Kinesis;1935795; said:
How have you never heard the saying "pack them in"? It was first originated in the 80's, when professional football players would pack more pads in to make them stronger.
Pheasant;1935833; said:
Magic pads that make you stronger.
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Look buddy, the sarcasm isn't appreciated. If you put more pads on your person, guess what happens? You get stronger and are able to absorb more blows.
 
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TooTallMenardo;1935842; said:
Mikel Leshoure is 6'... You moron. Do yourself a favor and watch the emoticon, greatest advice you can take at this point. :hatepc:
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The question was not "name another 6ft 6in tall RB", it was "name another RB around 6ft 6in". Despite what you may think, 6ft 6in and 6ft isn't all that much of a difference.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935838; said:
Look buddy, the sarcasm isn't appreciated. If you put more pads on your person, guess what happens? You get stronger and are able to absorb more blows.
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I can't believe you don't even realize how dumb that sounds.
I wish there was a douchelozzle emoticon. Guess why. It's because you're a douchelozzle.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935845; said:
The question was not "name another 6ft 6in tall RB", it was "name another RB around 6ft 6in". Despite what you may think, 6ft 6in and 6ft isn't all that much of a difference.
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Here I thought RichRod was recruiting tiny players. It turns out their DBs were the same size as OJ & Jermale, they just didn't have enough pads on. Stupid Adidas.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935845; said:
The question was not "name another 6ft 6in tall RB", it was "name another RB around 6ft 6in". Despite what you may think, 6ft 6in and 6ft isn't all that much of a difference.
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Yep... a created personna to entertain us and get us off topic... No one could be this ridiculous by accident.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935845; said:
The question was not "name another 6ft 6in tall RB", it was "name another RB around 6ft 6in". Despite what you may think, 6ft 6in and 6ft isn't all that much of a difference.
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6'6" isn't anywhere AROUND 6' even.... JFC, unplug your computer, and beat yourself senseless with the keyboard.... It does the body/mind good.
 
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Crump's brother;1935841; said:
Leshoure is 6 feet even. Rod Bernstein played for the Chargers and Broncos in the early 90's (along with Marion Butts and Billy Joe Tolliver) and he was 6' 3''. No one who is that tall is capable of the quick cuts necessary to play RB at a high level. Period.
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Well, Brandon Jacobs is 6' 4" but he's a neanderthal.
 
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Beaver;1935847; said:
Here I thought RichRod was recruiting tiny players. It turns out their DBs were the same size as OJ & Jermale, they just didn't have enough pads on. Stupid Adidas.
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No no no. Just so we are clear here, pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth. Socks increase height. Maybe athletic supporters.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935845; said:
The question was not "name another 6ft 6in tall RB", it was "name another RB around 6ft 6in". Despite what you may think, 6ft 6in and 6ft isn't all that much of a difference.
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Please explain. I cannot fathom how there isn't a difference. Please enlighten me.
 
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Pyro Kinesis;1935852; said:
No no no. Just so we are clear here, pads do not increase height, they increase muscle and girth. Socks increase height. Maybe athletic supporters.
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