Favorite Way To Eat M&Ms

[ScriptOhio]

Just out of the package:

In cookies:

In ice cream:

Out of a girl's pants:

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Yes, out a girls pants!

 

[iambrutus]

from a girl's pants while she fiddles with my package

 

[PrincessPeach]

The proper way to eat M&M's is to first sort them by color. Throw away all the blue ones. Then line up the rest in rows (preferably in order - red, orange, yellow, green, brown). Eat whatever is necessary to make all the rows even, then eat them in groups of one from each row, so that you always have an equal number of all colors.

Duh.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

The proper way to eat M&M's is to first sort them by color. Throw away all the blue ones. Then line up the rest in rows (preferably in order - red, orange, yellow, green, brown). Eat whatever is necessary to make all the rows even, then eat them in groups of one from each row, so that you always have an equal number of all colors.

Duh.

I'm in love.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The proper way to eat M&M's is to first sort them by color. Throw away all the blue ones. Then line up the rest in rows (preferrably in order - red, orange, yellow, green, brown). Eat whatever is necessary to make all the rows even, then eat them in groups of one from each row, so that you always have an equal number of all colors.

Duh.

Except for throwing out the blue ones, that is exactly what I do. Although I have to ask, how do you apply this portion?

Eat whatever is necessary to make all the rows even

Personally, I start by eating one from each group (in ranbow order) that has the most, as illustrated below. Example:

If I start with:
9 red, 6 orange, 6 yellow, 7 green, 8 blue, 5 brown, I will proceed as follows:

Eat 1 red, leaving: 8R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 8Bl, 5Br
Eat 1 red, 1 blue, leaving: 7R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 7 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 6R, 6O, 6Y, 6G, 6 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 orange, 1yellow, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 5 of each.

Then proceed as normal. Eat 1 of each color, in rainbow order, with brown coming last, untill all are gone.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The proper way to eat M&M's is to first sort them by color. Throw away all the blue ones. Then line up the rest in rows (preferably in order - red, orange, yellow, green, brown). Eat whatever is necessary to make all the rows even, then eat them in groups of one from each row, so that you always have an equal number of all colors.

Duh.

I'm in love.

Except for throwing out the blue ones, that is exactly what I do. Although I have to ask, how do you apply this portion?


Personally, I start by eating one from each group (in ranbow order) that has the most, as illustrated below. Example:

If I start with:
9 red, 6 orange, 6 yellow, 7 green, 8 blue, 5 brown, I will proceed as follows:

Eat 1 red, leaving: 8R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 8Bl, 5Br
Eat 1 red, 1 blue, leaving: 7R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 7 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 6R, 6O, 6Y, 6G, 6 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 orange, 1yellow, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 5 of each.

Then proceed as normal. Eat 1 of each color, in rainbow order, with brown coming last, untill all are gone.

We may have to rename RWSF to RWS-OCD-F. :tongue2:

 

[PrincessPeach]

Except for throwing out the blue ones, that is exactly what I do. Although I have to ask, how do you apply this portion?


Personally, I start by eating one from each group (in ranbow order) that has the most, as illustrated below. Example:

If I start with:
9 red, 6 orange, 6 yellow, 7 green, 8 blue, 5 brown, I will proceed as follows:

Eat 1 red, leaving: 8R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 8Bl, 5Br
Eat 1 red, 1 blue, leaving: 7R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 7 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 6R, 6O, 6Y, 6G, 6 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 orange, 1yellow, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 5 of each.

Then proceed as normal. Eat 1 of each color, in rainbow order, with brown coming last, untill all are gone.

Yeah... that's right... most of the time, except on days when I'm overly hungry, depressed or hormonal, in which cases the excess get consumed in one giant handful before proceeding with the one-from-each-row phase.

I still say the blue ones suck.

We may have to rename RWSF to RWS-OCD-F. :tongue2:

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

I still say the blue ones suck.

Blue? All I have are these tan ones. And the red ones give you cancer.

Here's the way to eat them.

Brown=Out
Red=Single
Orange=Double
Yellow=Triple
Green=HR
Tan/Blue=Double Play

Pull them out of the bag one by one, and see how many runs you can score before ending the inning.

Failing that, I pool the colors, but instead of evening the piles (that's for Skittles), I eat them a pool at time by color. Brown, Blue, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green is the proper order, unlike some people have asserted.

 

[PrincessPeach]

Blue? All I have are these tan ones. And the red ones give you cancer.

I miss the tan ones... :( Stupid blue...

 

[Thump]

Blue? All I have are these tan ones. And the red ones give you cancer.

Here's the way to eat them.

Brown=Out
Red=Single
Orange=Double
Yellow=Triple
Green=HR
Tan/Blue=Double Play

Pull them out of the bag one by one, and see how many runs you can score before ending the inning.

Failing that, I pool the colors, but instead of evening the piles (that's for Skittles), I eat them a pool at time by color. Brown, Blue, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green is the proper order, unlike some people have asserted.

Obsess much?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Blue? All I have are these tan ones. And the red ones give you cancer.

Here's the way to eat them.

Brown=Out
Red=Single
Orange=Double
Yellow=Triple
Green=HR
Tan/Blue=Double Play

Pull them out of the bag one by one, and see how many runs you can score before ending the inning.

Does the runner from first score on a double?

Failing that, I pool the colors, but instead of evening the piles (that's for Skittles), I eat them a pool at time by color. Brown, Blue, Red, Orange, Yellow, Green is the proper order, unlike some people have asserted.

Blasphemy!!!!!! You go straight to HELL!

 

[BuckeyePride]

Before looking at those pics.... Just out of the package

after looking at pics...it's an easy choice. Out of a girl's pants

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Except for throwing out the blue ones, that is exactly what I do. Although I have to ask, how do you apply this portion?


Personally, I start by eating one from each group (in ranbow order) that has the most, as illustrated below. Example:

If I start with:
9 red, 6 orange, 6 yellow, 7 green, 8 blue, 5 brown, I will proceed as follows:

Eat 1 red, leaving: 8R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 8Bl, 5Br
Eat 1 red, 1 blue, leaving: 7R, 6O, 6Y, 7G, 7 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 6R, 6O, 6Y, 6G, 6 Bl, 5 Br
Eat 1 red, 1 orange, 1yellow, 1 green, 1 blue, leaving: 5 of each.

Then proceed as normal. Eat 1 of each color, in rainbow order, with brown coming last, untill all are gone.

my head just exploded.

 

[Thump]

Why is, "Off of a hooker's ass" not a choice?