BayBuck
Buckeyes are best
I always thought The Marine Biologist was the best-written Seinfeld episode; I loved George's monologue and of course Kramer's reaction to it:
George: The sea was angry that day my friends- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
I got about fifty-feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling I realized, that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!...
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed like a cork and I found myself right on top of him, face to face with the blow-hole. I-I, I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but, I knew something was there- so I reached my hand in, felt around and pulled out the obstruction!
Kramer: (20-some seconds later) Is that a Titleist?
George: The sea was angry that day my friends- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli!
I got about fifty-feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell ya he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling I realized, that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish!...
Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed like a cork and I found myself right on top of him, face to face with the blow-hole. I-I, I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me but, I knew something was there- so I reached my hand in, felt around and pulled out the obstruction!
Kramer: (20-some seconds later) Is that a Titleist?
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