Favorite Place to get a Burger?

[kinch]

I may be a fool but I read "virgin." Virgin does not imply human. You may be a lawyer but I specialize in bird law. You have besmirched me and I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a dual.

Understood, and you are correct.

So what are my two choices?

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Understood, and you are correct.

So what are my two choices?

Damnit. A duel. I challenge you to a duel.

 

[kinch]

Damnit. A duel. I challenge you to a duel.

I accept, but I choose the weapon. And I choose a Nerf gun. It will be the longest duel ever.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

I accept, but I choose the weapon. And I choose a Nerf gun. It will be the longest duel ever.

Accepted. Shall we use the Nerf N-Strike Elite XD Modulus Blaster?

Or the Secret Strike as1?

One will take much longer than the other.

 

[kinch]

I think the Nerf N-Strike Elite XD Modulus Blaster is currently a banned assault foam weapon, but I know a guy. . .

 

[kinch]

Accepted. Shall we use the Nerf N-Strike Elite XD Modulus Blaster?

Also, I get a baseball bat. And a distracting penguin.

 

[jwinslow]

Also, I get a baseball bat. And a distracting penguin.

Where does one get a distracting penguin? Do you keep one on retainer for such events?

Are they, by nature*, distracting? Or are there different flavors of penguin?

* - no pun intended. Also, no smiley.

 

[kinch]

Where does one get a distracting penguin? Do you keep one on retainer for such events?

Are they, by nature*, distracting? Or are there different flavors of penguin?

* - no pun intended. Also, no smiley.

Are you asking about cooked penguin? Raw penguin, flapsee, is an acquired taste. When cooked, penguins actually taste a lot like kitten. A bit tougher, but fattier too, so it balances out.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Also, I get a baseball bat. And a distracting penguin.

Ooooooooh look, a penguin!

 

[kinch]

*wham*

 

[CFPBuckeye]

*wham*

Silly wiffle bat.

 

[Thump]

Are you asking about cooked penguin? Raw penguin, flapsee, is an acquired taste. When cooked, penguins actually taste a lot like kitten. A bit tougher, but fattier too, so it balances out.

Always thought it tasted a bit like hippo.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I may be a fool but I read "virgin." Virgin does not imply human. You may be a lawyer but I specialize in bird law. You have besmirched me and I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a dual.

 

[kinch]

Always thought it tasted a bit like hippo.

There is no reason to bring your trist with my mom into this.

 

[Thump]

There is no reason to bring your trist with my mom into this.

Thought she was a manatee.