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Favorite cologne?

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Bucky Katt said:
Eh, Resevoir Dogs. One of the guys (Michael Marsden's character- Mr. Blonde?) is dancing around pouring gasoline on a tied-up police officer. Pretty much ruins that song forever. :)
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My first thought was Resevoir Dogs, I haven't seen that in a few years.

But then I realized that the picture shows me killing myself, and the more recent movie title fit that little scene perfectly.
 
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BB73 said:
My first thought was Resevoir Dogs, I haven't seen that in a few years.

But then I realized that the picture shows me killing myself, and the more recent movie title fit that little scene perfectly.
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I am utterly daft. I didn't even pick up on that. My jokes are so good that I don't even get them. :!
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
I smell too damn good to ruin it with chemicals.
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Apparently BKB's opinion of his own odor is the same as his opinion of Thump's:

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Bucky Katt said:
Good god! Does everyone here wear cologne????? Remind me not to attend any BP functions. Olfactory overload!

Cologne was invented for the sole purpose of covering up the fact that the wearer smells like ass. I shower everyday so that I don't smell like ass, hence, I don't wear cologne. :tongue2:
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Nope, I haven't worn it in some time. Even when I did, it was more on a few spots on my clothing so that; (a) it wasn't applied on me directly, and (b) it was only apparent if someone with boobs got in close. One of the offshoots of my health 'issues' is that cologne/perfume, irritants like spicy foods/scents, strong cleaners, smoke, etc. all completely kick my ass. Vince even has to watch what deodorants he wears over here.

I fear little old women. They always seem to wear half a bottle of some sickly sweet liquid death.

The day we actually moved into this house was a shock. The people in here before us had left 4-5 of those plug-in air "fresheners" on for days before we got here. Needless to say, that didn't help my transition, even 'normal' people were sort of choking on it. Blech. I just can't handle that stuff. Here's an tip for anyone who needs it. Instead of buying and using that crap, boil some water with a couple sticks of cinnamon in it, maybe a couple whole cloves, whatever. Plenty of ways to make a house smell good (like keeping it clean) that don't involve the rough equivalent of RAID.

I'm the bubble-less bubbleboy, and my days of dotting on some toxic stink-me-pretty water are over.
 
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Darn it, Clarity, I wish there were a way for us to get you healthed up real quick-like. (Have at it, grammar Nazis.)

No scents allowed at work. Off duty, I wear an obscure little warm/spicy perfume, very occasionally and lightly. Memories are associated with scents, so I'd rather use something uncommon enough not to evoke thoughts of other people. :)
 
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