Favorite Brand of Toilet Paper

[BB73]

I've carried a roll of TP when I've travelled, 'just in case,' but now, thanks to Romo's old man, and Borat, I know I can always use my socks in an emergency.

As well as your underwear. If you're ever on a remote road in New Mexico, and see a pair of blue Jockeys near a fence post, take my advice and don't pick anything up.

 

[Prof. Wagstaff]

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[Bucks07]

For the longest time it was Charmin, but those commercials with bears crapping in the woods started freakin' me out

I refuse to buy Charmin for this reason.

 

[Thump]

Tried cottonelle but not as soft as Charmin.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Charmin is my preference, but the fucking hippie wife insists on the Forest Green brand. Go hug a damn tree already! (but drop off some 4-ply before you go!)

 

[ScriptOhio]

Here's a "real deal".

 

[Jake]

Given the recent activity in the dump thread this one seemed somewhat relevant.

I buy Angel Soft because it's the only brand in the store that still comes in four packs. I haven't yet found the need to buy 112 rolls of TP at one time.

 

[3074326]

My roommate's step mom did us a "favor" and bought us some TP recently. Fucking one-ply. I'd rather wipe my ass with my hand, because I'm pretty much doing it already.

Charmin.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Flush twice, it's a long way to AA.

 

[ScriptOhio]

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