Jake;2268720; said:
I took a picture of the standings because there's no way this can hold up. If it does, I'll have to brush up on my English accent and "football" terminology.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just rub it some more will ya ? You don't have to be so modest about it. Just kidding of course. I desperately need another Wildcard.
Krul & Newcastle are absolutely worthless (Three straight games of two goals conceded & no clean sheets in seven straight, Buh bye), but Ben Foster seems to get his injury pushed back every week, so a new goalie is on the way (will probably suck too). Leighton Baines, brilliant until gameweek 9, just had to get injured yesterday, so there's another replacement. Eden Hazard has only one goal & ZERO assists in his last five games and at the rate Chelsea are playing & his $10m cost, he's gone. Yaya Toure despite playing 90 minutes virtually every game & getting clutch bonus points here & there only has one assist & zero goals in the past ELEVEN games. Stephen Pienaar, who was awesome until gameweek 7, has done absolutely nothing since, gone (Fellaini come on down). Carlos Tevez had a 2 goal + 2 assist game two games ago, but hasn't done shit in the other four since Aguero has returned & Mancini is a mad man, gone. Shane Long was my captain this week, but didn't even play, but he's staying because no way Lukaku starts two straight (probably will though) on short rest. Kevin Nolan only has one goal in the six gameweeks I've had him & it obviously came the week I didn't play him, so adios. I don't even know why Carl Jenkinson is still on my team, he's only played once in the past six games, au revoir. Winston Reid doesn't even need a rant & there are no words for my fury at Wayne Routledge after dropping him last gameweek, fuck that guy.
All in all, I'm looking at making 5-6 transfers this week. What's another 20-24 point deduction when these guys only get 1-2 points every week ? Might as well have some fun with it.
