Fake College Football Headlines

[BB73]

"Neuheisel says Bruins loss to Xavier cost him $100,000 in NCAA pool."

"Notre Dame plans to unveil statue of Ty Willingham when Huskies visit on October 3, 2009"

"Kansas State says it will no longer recruit JuCo players."

"Rick Barnett returns to Colorado to coach Women's Volleyball"

""TSUN AD Bill Martin orders 10,000 gallons of disinfectant to rid stadium of foul odor."

"National Hospitality Award to be given to Wisconsin fans"

"Big Ten admits that Champ Henson scored on the next-to-last play in East Lansing in 1974."

"National Media Overwhelmingly Support Current BCS System."

 

[shetuck]

Former Florida State safety nominated for Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

 

[sandgk]

Longhorns Embroiled in Sex for Condie Rice Scandal

 

[BB73]

"BCS Selects Two Big Ten Teams to meet in Title Game"

 

[BUCKYLE]

Former Florida State safety nominated for Nobel Prize in Chemistry.

Former Florida State safety awarded "Employee of the Month" at the McDonalds in the Wal-Mart off old St. Route 6.

 

[shetuck]

Pete Carroll officially changes his middle name to F*ckin'.

 

[sandgk]

Pete Carroll officially changes his middle name to F*ckin'.

Mike Gundy sues Carroll - claims copyright on middle name "F*ckin'"

"It's a Man's Name!!"

 

[Dryden]

Florida forfeits annual clash vs Georgia after most players found to be intoxicated.
Tim Tebow accepts blame, saying 'Oops, My Bad' after turning Gatorade cooler to wine with mere touch.

 

[Dryden]

Texas Tech clinches Big-XII crown with stingy defense, solid running game.

 

[BUCKYLE]

"It's a Man's Name!!"

 

[shetuck]

Former Notre Dame Head Coach Lou Holtzsch schelected to play role popoularizhed by Yul Bynner in upcoming Ten Commandmentsch remake.

 

[shetuck]

The University of Alabama honors Nick Saban with lifetime achievement award.

 

[shetuck]

Joe Paterno announces retirement.

 

[shetuck]

Bobby Bowden announces presidential bid. Cites vast foreign policy experience.

 

[shetuck]

Rich Rodriguez appoints Gandalf-the-Great as Director of Alumni and Public Relations for U of M Football Program.