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Ever had a traffic ticket?

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Ever had a traffic ticket

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Reckless driving when I was 18. Hit a utility pole on an icy night.

Speeding in Oregon once, descending from Mt. Hood (speed trap).

I actually got a speeding ticket on the German Autobahn a few years ago. They have no speed limits on the open road (saw cars and motorcycles doing over 150), but they do have speed limits in construction zones. I saw the signs, but didn't slow down soon enough. I think I was going about 20 mph over when I was timed. I was amazed when they told me it would cost 20 Deutsch Marks. That was about $9.00 US at the time, a year or two before they switched to the Euro.

I happily paid the 20 marks on the spot and drove off.
 
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16: 52/35 - ticket, 3 month license suspension
17: 69/55 - ticket, 6 month suspension
17: 38/25 - cop got a call while writing the ticket got out of that one.
19: 84/55 - ticket 1-70
19: 77/65 - ticket, 1-71
23: 69/55 - ticket

Haven't been pulled over in 3 1/2 years now. A bit more conservative with the driving.
 
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Ticket #3: Got clocked going 92 on I-77 in southern WV. Luckily, the cop gave me his copy of the ticket so when I got to the toll booth near Cabin Creek WV, they told me I had a phone call and to pull over. They took me back in the toll booth office and the cop on the phone told me I could throw my ticket away b/c he'd forgotten to keep a copy of it.

Funny thing was, the guy who pulled me over was the head of the WV State Highway Patrol. :biggrin:



Fucking pigs.
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Sounds like a real idiot....he probably had some dumb ass like you as a teacher.
 
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I got a ticket 3 weeks after getting license when I was 16... passing when it wasn't permitted and speeding.... got another one for just speeding at 17.... and then a seat belt ticket a few years ago... nothing too exciting.
 
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Question to any law enforcement out there, ever heard of anyone speeding b/c they had to take a moster shit and gotten away with a warning?

I know there have been times I've been speeding b/c I had to get home and take a colossal dump.

Even if a cop would be following I wouldn't stop.
 
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Question to any law enforcement out there, ever heard of anyone speeding b/c they had to take a moster shit and gotten away with a warning?

I know there have been times I've been speeding b/c I had to get home and take a colossal dump.

Even if a cop would be following I wouldn't stop.
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Well once my mother was speeding and she used that as her BS excuse and got away.
 
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No moving violations here. Got a parking ticket once for parking too far from the curb. I parked on a cul-de-sac that had one tight spot, and got in as far as I could. When the cop came by, he said there were no other cars, and I was over the limit from the curb. Gotta watch those end-of-a-residential-street-parkers, they're hardened criminals. :grr:
 
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Question to any law enforcement out there, ever heard of anyone speeding b/c they had to take a moster shit and gotten away with a warning?

I know there have been times I've been speeding b/c I had to get home and take a colossal dump.

Even if a cop would be following I wouldn't stop.
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I would let you go, but that's only b/c I know you are so FULL of shit.
 
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