• Follow us on Twitter @buckeyeplanet and @bp_recruiting, like us on Facebook! Enjoy a post or article, recommend it to others! BP is only as strong as its community, and we only promote by word of mouth, so share away!
  • Consider registering! Fewer and higher quality ads, no emails you don't want, access to all the forums, download game torrents, private messages, polls, Sportsbook, etc. Even if you just want to lurk, there are a lot of good reasons to register!

ESPN (A bunch of Death-Spiraling maroons)

Jump to latest Follow Reply
Sort by date Sort by votes
You can have syrup on bacon, but the rule on such matters is that the bacon must then become the replacement for pancakes, NOT a replacement for your usual helping of bacon.

To whit -

Bacon with bacon-with-syrup = acceptable
Pancakes with bacon-with-syrup = abomination
 
Upvote 0
The best three additions to eggs. Just depends on the taste ya want. Tabasco is when all else is empty.

DSC_0027.JPG
 
Upvote 0
Mike80;2279921; said:
Did someone say grits?
Click to expand...

oh hell yeah!
grits with a fried egg in them, and 2-3 sides of bacon



HorseshoeFetish;2279927; said:
The best three additions to eggs. Just depends on the taste ya want. Tabasco is when all else is empty.

DSC_0027.JPG
Click to expand...

the "Louisiana" name brand is the best hot sauce on the market in my IMO.
it goes well with just about anything...fried fish, gumbo, jambalay, wings, white beans, you name it, it works.

Tabasco will work in a pinch, and is better than Crystal or Texas Pete, but fall well shy of "Louisiana"


same with crab/shrimp/crawfish boil.
use the Louisiana name brand and thank me later.
Zatarains is for the weak. Atchafalaya Gold should be renamed Atchafalaya Dogshit.


dammit, you assholes are making me hungry.
 
Upvote 0
Anyway, today reminded me why I really like Bomani Jones. He said to Google "Bill Plaschke China".

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHiTV3saJCw"]-LA Times and Chicago Tribune Reporters Eat Penis in Beijing YouTube[/ame]

I'm sure this wasn't Plaschke's first time with that in his mouth.
 
Upvote 0
Deety;2279924; said:
You can have syrup on bacon, but the rule on such matters is that the bacon must then become the replacement for pancakes, NOT a replacement for your usual helping of bacon.

To whit -

Bacon with bacon-with-syrup = acceptable
Pancakes with bacon-with-syrup = abomination
Click to expand...
Now hold on there.......As a huge fan of breakfast buffets, ( or "Hog Troughs" as I am prone to call them ) you MUST stack your plate: pancakes first,egg and potato items next, grits to the side, sausage on top of that, then as much bacon as you can wrangle from the other customers. All topped off with warm maple syrup.
Heart attack on a plate, doesn't get any better.
 
Upvote 0
Buckeyevsworld;2279945; said:
Anyway, today reminded me why I really like Bomani Jones. He said to Google "Bill Plaschke China".

-LA Times and Chicago Tribune Reporters Eat Penis in Beijing YouTube

I'm sure this wasn't Plaschke's first time with that in his mouth.
Click to expand...

How in the world can he, in essence say "The greatest barrier between China and the USA is that they eat penis and we don't." with a straight face? This could change our entire diplomatic strategy with China in the future.
 
Upvote 0
HorseshoeFetish;2279954; said:
How in the world can he, in essence say "The greatest barrier between China and the USA is that they eat penis and we don't." with a straight face? This could change our entire diplomatic strategy with China in the future.
Click to expand...

Well this is the same Plaschke that said in 2005 that an 8-5 Fresno State(who USC beat) was better than any team on Texas's schedule. That tells you all you need to know.
 
Upvote 0
Buckeyevsworld;2279969; said:
Well this is the same Plaschke that said in 2005 that an 8-5 Fresno State(who USC beat) was better than any team on Texas's schedule. That tells you all you need to know.
Click to expand...
never trust a man who dyes his eyebrows. and don't be surprised upon finding out that such a man is known to put a penis in his mouth.
 
Upvote 0
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top