End of the world: April 13th, 2036

[Taosman]

All of this will be made ok if I get to bang Liv Tyler before said asteroid impact.

By that time, you won't want Liv Tyler! (age)

 

[scooter1369]

Didn't Nasa test a rocket or some kind of launch device that had a direct hit on a comet not too long ago?

We put a lander on an asteroid, but I believe the direct hit on the comet was done by a Japanese craft.

 

[martinss01]

Didn't Nasa test a rocket or some kind of launch device that had a direct hit on a comet not too long ago?

yes, we used an impact vehicle to determine the composition of an asteroid. to date, nasa still has not come up with a viable plan to alter the course of an asteroid.

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=15069

this article discusses the next steps in understanding comets and asteroids.

http://www.astrobio.net/news/article1936.html

 

[scooter1369]

yes, we used an impact vehicle to determine the composition of an asteroid. to date, nasa still has not come up with a viable plan to alter the course of an asteroid.

http://www.spaceref.com/news/viewsr.html?pid=15069

this article discusses the next steps in understanding comets and asteroids.

http://www.astrobio.net/news/article1936.html

I suppose we could launch Rosie O'Doughnut into space and have her catch the asteroid in her orbit.

If that fails, we could just position Charlie Weis in the impact area and trampoline the fucking thing back into space.

 

[tyrus]

We will only be safe if Bruce Willis is still roaming this earth.

He died saving the world from the last asteroid. Better get Chuck Norris for this.

 

[BB73]

I suppose we could launch Rosie O'Doughnut into space and have her catch the asteroid in her orbit.

If that fails, we could just position Charlie Weis in the impact area and trampoline the fucking thing back into space.

Which one of those was "Deep Impact"?

 

[Ginn & Juice]

He died saving the world from the last asteroid. Better get Chuck Norris for this.

I don't know. The Ambiguously Gay Duo sounds like the logical choice to me.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Have we tried sending a huge ball of garbage up there?

 

[scooter1369]

Have we tried sending a huge ball of garbage up there?

We couldn't get the permit to relocate Ann Arbor.

 

[gost8]

I suppose we could launch Rosie O'Doughnut into space and have her catch the asteroid in her orbit.

If that fails, we could just position Charlie Weis in the impact area and trampoline the fucking thing back into space.

Or we could launch Charlie Weis into the asteroid and just destroy it so we don't have to worry about it anymore. (Would take a lot of rocket fuel to get him off the ground though.)

 

[scooter1369]

Or we could launch Charlie Weis into the asteroid and just destroy it so we don't have to worry about it anymore. (Would take a lot of rocket fuel to get him off the ground though.)

I was concerned that the thrust required would knock us out of orbit

 

[BB73]

I was concerned that the thrust required would knock us out of orbit

Perhaps Weis could be sent to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and then have a NASA engineer point his mouth at the asteroid while sticking a finger down his throat.

 

[scooter1369]

Perhaps Weis could be sent to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and then have a NASA engineer point his mouth at the asteroid while sticking a finger down his throat.

Just give him beans until he's full and he can launch himself.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Or we could launch Charlie Weis into the asteroid and just destroy it so we don't have to worry about it anymore. (Would take a lot of rocket fuel to get him off the ground though.)

Yeah but what do we do about the asteroid after that?

 

[sandgk]

Great excuse for failure to file taxes come 2036.