End of the world: April 13th, 2036

[gost8]

Yeah but what do we do about the asteroid after that?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH! You guys want to get rid of the asteroid..... My bad!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I move that we shoot Bruce Willis off in to space immediately.

And, to cover our bases, we may want to elect Morgan Freeman as President. (Different movie, I know, that's why I said cover our bases)

 

[gost8]

ALL WE NEED

Seems pretty simple to me. I used to be pretty good at this. Someone just builds me a life size triangle ship that spits out little dots. I think I can handle one little asteroid. (As long as none of those small UFOs show up.)

 

[gost8]

Perhaps Weis could be sent to an all-you-can-eat buffet, and then have a NASA engineer point his mouth at the asteroid while sticking a finger down his throat.

That would be one brave soul that volunteers that put a finger in Charlie's mouth. What if someone suddenly yelled CHICKEN FINGERS!!!!!!???