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Elf on the Shelf: yea or nay?

What do you think of Elf on the Shelf?

  • Cute

    Votes: 4 9.5%
  • Creepy

    Votes: 22 52.4%
  • Commercial

    Votes: 21 50.0%

  • Total voters
    42
So annoying.

My 10 year old step daughter still believes in that thing. We have a 3 year old, too, so it’s better than the 10 ruining the whole thing for the 3, but still. Wife thought it was a good idea to move it to the Christmas tree before putting ornaments up. I knocked it off the tree and the 10 year old FREAKED. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I had to google how to get that fucker’s magic back. We had to sprinkle cinnamon for him to eat, write a letter to Santa and sing a Christmas Carol. I wish the solution was just to load a gun and start firing until the elf was no more.
 
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So annoying.

My 10 year old step daughter still believes in that thing. We have a 3 year old, too, so it’s better than the 10 ruining the whole thing for the 3, but still. Wife thought it was a good idea to move it to the Christmas tree before putting ornaments up. I knocked it off the tree and the 10 year old FREAKED. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I had to google how to get that fucker’s magic back. We had to sprinkle cinnamon for him to eat, write a letter to Santa and sing a Christmas Carol. I wish the solution was just to load a gun and start firing until the elf was no more.

Get yourself a Thanos action figure and end this charade.

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