Elf on the Shelf: yea or nay?

[Deety]

I once bribed Deety with a hamburger! She may have fed it to her cat.

My burger! But my little girl once stole an Arby's roast beef off the table while I unloaded groceries. I caught it disappearing under a dresser on the other side of the house and had to do a Heisman pose.

Elf on a Shelf: still creepy.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

So annoying.

My 10 year old step daughter still believes in that thing. We have a 3 year old, too, so it’s better than the 10 ruining the whole thing for the 3, but still. Wife thought it was a good idea to move it to the Christmas tree before putting ornaments up. I knocked it off the tree and the 10 year old FREAKED. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I had to google how to get that fucker’s magic back. We had to sprinkle cinnamon for him to eat, write a letter to Santa and sing a Christmas Carol. I wish the solution was just to load a gun and start firing until the elf was no more.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Weird. After this, does the Family Therapy Bunny visit?

I don't have an elf, um but where can I buy a therapy bunny......err It's for a friend.

 

[Onebuckfan]

Who falls for this sh..? For thousands of years children were raised without Elf. If your kids respect the Elf more than you and your wife. Wtf.

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Who falls for this sh..? For thousands of years children were raised without Elf. If your kids respect the Elf more than you and your wife. Wtf.

My oldest respects random online gamers more than my wife and myself.

 

[AKAK]

What the fuck is wrong with you people? Accidently drop it in the trash can on pick up day.... have an incident with the dog.... spill acid on it... burn its evil demonic soul at the stake. Come on, you can't have that in your house... no... you just can't.

6 years later.

I reiterate.

 

[exhawg]

We got my 9 year old's state test scores back this week and she was advanced for everything. My wife says. "She's so smart". My first thought is, "She still thinks the elf is real."

 

[Dryden]

So annoying.

My 10 year old step daughter still believes in that thing. We have a 3 year old, too, so it’s better than the 10 ruining the whole thing for the 3, but still. Wife thought it was a good idea to move it to the Christmas tree before putting ornaments up. I knocked it off the tree and the 10 year old FREAKED. Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

I had to google how to get that fucker’s magic back. We had to sprinkle cinnamon for him to eat, write a letter to Santa and sing a Christmas Carol. I wish the solution was just to load a gun and start firing until the elf was no more.

Get yourself a Thanos action figure and end this charade.

 

[AKAK]

 

[RuGettinIt]

Need a Fuck that Stupid Shit as a voting option

 

[Herb Kirkstreit]

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Hey! That better not be Barbie!

 

[AKAK]

Hey! That better not be Barbie!

So happy together!

 

[Bestbuck36]

LOLOL I'm dying at the past 10 or so posts in this thread!

 

[Jake]

 

[AKAK]

Degenerate