Well, they are all on a mission, my squadron is prepared:
One of Deetys LOLCats is the Muscle
Although it's always available for captioning, such as setting a house on fire with the caption of "Oh Hai! I started your BBQ" or "I maded you a hooman but I ate it"
Sir Epic LOLZ the Fourth
The Slacker of the group, we assume that she's a ground dragon but we're not sure, it may just be that she gets hammered and passes out on the bushes all the time.
Drunky McDrunkenstein
Drunkys mom was actually a dragon who long tried to be a USC Song girl, after doing her best song girl impression one night, she got drunk at a frat house and let everyone take turns on her. No one can be sure what race the father was, but we're guess it's probably Matt Leinart.
Stealing Buckyles Beer
This is the leader of this squadron and also why they will never be the murderous cult they should be. Instead they go steal beer from Buckyle or hang out at bars and never do much of anything.
All Hail the Drunken Squadron!
(I've had too much coffee today :p)