Ear Question

[BigWoof31]

Treat this as a blessing in disguise. Take the opportunity to go talk to the hot girls standing near the speakers at the bar - before you were hesitant to go over there because it was loud, but now that problem is solved and you'll be picking up bar tail in no time flat.

Which again proves my theory that: Snowy weather = Anal Sex

 

[OHSportsFan]

Tom Tucker: In local news, a sexy new trend has emerged at James Woods High.
Diane Simmons: That's right Tom, It appears that students have taken to having ear sex, in lieu of traditional intercourse.
Tom Tucker: Over two hundred reports of ear sex have been confirmed so far, prompting a new slogan, "Once you go Black, you go deaf".

 

[Gatorubet]

bucks4me and I have a baby girl that gets ear infections pretty frequently. It requires antibiotics (amoxicillin) for ten days to clear up. It's obviously very discomforting; the first symptom is that our baby girl cries when we're trying to feed her a bottle and she usually refuses to take formula because of the pain associated with sucking on a bottle.

So, clearly, the first question as to whether or not you might have an ear infection is whether it's painful for you when you suck on things ...

Get the tubes in her ears. It really is the bomb if you get lots of those. I have them in both of mine, and they last a year or two each time. I know several commercial pilots who do too, as you cannot fly if your ears are stopped up that bad, since you might burst an eardrum.

 

[Gatorubet]

Treat this as a blessing in disguise. Take the opportunity to go talk to the hot girls standing near the speakers at the bar - before you were hesitant to go over there because it was loud, but now that problem is solved and you'll be picking up bar tail in no time flat.

Which again proves my theory that: Snowy weather = Anal Sex

The scarcity of Eskimos explained right there...

 

[Dryden]

Get the tubes in her ears. It really is the bomb if you get lots of those. I have them in both of mine, and they last a year or two each time. I know several commercial pilots who do too, as you cannot fly if your ears are stopped up that bad, since you might burst an eardrum.

You have tubes in both ears? That explains a lot!

 

[Gatorubet]

"I picked a Hell of a time to give up Ear Candling!"

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Treat this as a blessing in disguise. Take the opportunity to go talk to the hot girls standing near the speakers at the bar - before you were hesitant to go over there because it was loud, but now that problem is solved and you'll be picking up bar tail in no time flat.

You just described my job.

Which again proves my theory that: Snowy weather = Anal Sex

And my hobby.

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Man up, pussy.

Bingo.

Walk it off.

Hey you don't hear me complaining as mush as that bitch Buchtel, do you?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Hey you don't hear me complaining as mush as that bitch Buchtel, do you?

You're actually comparing a snowflake in the ear to three gunshot wounds?

 

[mercer_buckeye]

You're actually comparing a snowflake in the ear to three gunshot wounds?

Oh come on it was a joke. If Buchtel is offended I will gladly delete it.

 

[morbitzerker]

You're actually comparing a snowflake in the ear to three gunshot wounds?

The nerve of some assholes. :tongue2:

 

[sepia5]

ronnie lott says cut it off...

Mr. Blonde agrees.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Oh come on it was a joke. If Buchtel is offended I will gladly delete it.

I was joking too. I just wanted to point out the fact that this thread was initiated due to a snowflake in the ear. :p

Hope your hearing improves, mercer!

 

[mercer_buckeye]

Mr. Blonde agrees.

Holy shit I just watched that last night for the first time in years. "Was that as good for you as it was for me?"

 

[BUCKYLE]

Hey you don't hear me complaining as mush as that bitch Buchtel, do you?

Let's just be thankfull the intruders weren't armed with snowballs.