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Drew Barrymore's bodyguards

Rodney Dangerfield on Ugly

I'm so ugly... I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get.

I'm so ugly - my father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet.

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I was such an ugly kid? when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

:biggrin:
 
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martinss01;1148687; said:
whats with the shift to spherical bodyguards?

High visibility security is sufficient for most purposes.

If Barrymore was facing any serious threats then 600 lbs of brother would mainly serve as a distraction from the real security.

As it is they work fine to scare off the pimple faced yahoos.
 
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Gatorubet;1148696; said:
Trying getting a bullet by that area of volume...

You could duck behind a Deputy Fife and still get hit; these guys - no way.

Who the fuck would want to put a bullet in Drew Barrymore? If I were trying to put something in Drew Barrymore, it wouldn't be a bullet. But the size would be about the same I guess.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1148219; said:
Not sure "Ugly" is the direction I would have gone there....

I don't care what direction I'd go, just as long as I was moving away from this...

HUGE_drew_barrymore_Shirley_Symons.jpg
 
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scooter1369;1148916; said:
Who the fuck would want to put a bullet in Drew Barrymore? If I were trying to put something in Drew Barrymore, it wouldn't be a bullet. But the size would be about the same I guess.

This is a high caliber post, despite the size of your ammunition.
 
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