We were down for a couple hours tonight with a minor issue with the database server.
A massive thanks to @BUCKYLE, @tmporter, and @starBUCKS for letting us know! Everything seems to be copacetic now (with the server and the child, we dealt with both at the same time as each had shit the bed (literally and figuratively speaking, but not in that order)).
A massive thanks to @BUCKYLE, @tmporter, and @starBUCKS for letting us know! Everything seems to be copacetic now (with the server and the child, we dealt with both at the same time as each had shit the bed (literally and figuratively speaking, but not in that order)).
After my daughter learned to speak but before she was potty trained....she was ill. She was laying on the couch beside me. I knew she just soiled herself. No biggie. I'll take care of it in a minute. You don't want to get halfway thru a changing before you realize she isn't finished. Anyway, she reaches around, lifts up her shirt and starts scratching her back. She asks me to scratch her back. Of course, sweetie. As my hand aaaaaalmost reached it's destination, I ask the obvious question. "Is your back itchy?". Her answer came a split second late. As I get diarrhea under my fingernails, she says "not itchy, just wet"