Don't Keep Your Cell Too Close!

[DaytonBuck]

Here, Dayton, you can use my cell phone for that.

The moon has screwed this site one too many times. Think about how much happier all of us will be without the moon.

 

[bluechillj]

Anyone ever tell you you have zero sense of humor, Josh? You'd get along great with my wife! :tongue2:

Hmm, based on my reaction I guess I must not have a sense of humor either You're a comedian for another world, Taos.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Masturbation will make you go blind.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Hmm, based on my reaction I guess I must not have a sense of humor either You're a comedian for another world, Taos.

A sad, pitiful world.

 

[jwinslow]

Masturbation will make you go blind.

Think of the kitties. :(

 

[Taosman]

Hmm, based on my reaction I guess I must not have a sense of humor either You're a comedian for another world, Taos.

 

[NFBuck]

Besides, we'll all be dead of Bluetooth soon.

This is absolutely true...particularly if I see you walking through the grocery store with one of those things strapped to your ear.

Masturbation will make you go blind.

Also true...you should see my contact prescription. :(

 

[DaytonBuck]

wait a second taosman you have a pro moon avatar, explain why we don't need to blow up that worthless piece of rock

 

[Deety]

This is absolutely true...particularly if I see you walking through the grocery store with one of those things strapped to your ear.

No way, no how... giving into the cell-leash was already too much.

I did pick up a cheap Bluetooth adapter for the computer though, dreaming of how I could connect it to... um, nothing, really.

 

[BUCKYLE]

explain why we don't need to blow up that worthless piece of rock

When the rules of science are broken the side effects are terror.

 

[Deety]

When the rules of science are broken the side effects are terror.

And dry ice cream. I don't know what alternate universe that stuff is from, but it sure is freaky.

 

[Taosman]

Please be careful gals and guys! Generations of Buckeye fans are depending on you!

 

[Taosman]

wait a second taosman you have a pro moon avatar, explain why we don't need to blow up that worthless piece of rock

Wrong kind of "moon"!

 

[Flocka]

Wrong kind of "moon"!

Do the one-liners ever stop?

 

[Muck]

Besides, we'll all be dead of Bluetooth soon.

I love how he rails against the potential dangers of electromagnetic radiation and then recomends using a wireless headset.

What does he think carries the signal to the headset? Magic?