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Donny/Thump in '08

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martinss01;1090288; said:
how hard do you (this administration) intend to push methane gas? with the history of these candidates, it would seem this is something that would be touched on early and often. would that be an accurate statement?



exactly how much time do you intend to spend with donny and thumps families? will it be based on the amount of free time you will have after stepping down from one of your two positions? or will it be more determined by how jealous and or suspicious they become?
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we are pushing the use of boston baked beans to generate gas, you know.... gas

i will be spending a bunch of time with both donny and thumps families as needed
 
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I've been busy working on delegates but allow me to put forth our major platforms:

Immigration

1) In order to cut down on immigration, here is our stand, all those identified as illegals will only receive wages equal to the mean national avg. of the Mexican population and all leftover wages paid to them by their American employers are to be put into a fund to go towards paying for and maintaining this site with all leftover funds going to the Ohio State University athletic department.

The War in Iraq

1) All remaining munitions are to be dropped on Ann Arbor with the troops returning home inside of 6 months.

Health Care

1) Clarity moves to the front of the line for Healthcare and gets whatever he needs.

2) Anyone over 85 years old, tough luck. No more health care. You've lived a nice life.

3) All OSU grads to receive free lifetime health care.

Economy

1) We are scrapping the US dollar and switching the currency to walnuts.

Why you ask, it's none of your business, we're running the show here!

Education

1) All top HS athletes will be required to attend OSU.

2) The ugliest females and males from every high school in the US will be required to attend the University of Michigan.
 
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Thump;1090305; said:
I've been busy working on delegates but allow me to put forth our major platforms:

Immigration

1) In order to cut down on immigration, here is our stand, all those identified as illegals will only receive wages equal to the mean national avg. of the Mexican population and all leftover wages paid to them by their American employers are to be put into a fund to go towards paying for and maintaining this site with all leftover funds going to the Ohio State University athletic department.

The War in Iraq

1) All remaining munitions are to be dropped on Ann Arbor with the troops returning home inside of 6 months.

Health Care

1) Clarity moves to the front of the line for Healthcare and gets whatever he needs.

2) Anyone over 85 years old, tough luck. No more health care. You've lived a nice life.

3) All OSU grads to receive free lifetime health care.

Economy

1) We are scrapping the US dollar and switching the currency to walnuts.

Why you ask, it's none of your business, we're running the show here!

Education

1) All top HS athletes will be required to attend OSU.

2) The ugliest females and males from every high school in the US will be required to attend the University of Michigan.
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Thump for prez!
 
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It is with great pride and anticipation that I announce my debut as the Creative Director of the Donny/Thump '08 campaign. All promotional artwork shall be under my direction and creative control. Any suggestions or submissions may be handled at my campaign office inbox here at BP.
 
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jwinslow;1090335; said:
It is with great pride and anticipation that I announce my debut as the Creative Director of the Donny/Thump '08 campaign. All promotional artwork shall be under my direction and creative control. Any suggestions or submissions may be handled at my campaign office inbox here at BP.
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Still working on those campaign badges?
 
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I support healthy snacks.

I support high-speed internet ( I wish it was available where I live)

I support peace in the Middle East.

I support the economy


I am against income taxes

I am against crime

I am against bans on pit bulls

I am against global warming
 
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