Donny/Thump in '08

[iambrutus]

1. When will we start getting tax breaks?

2. Please lower the gas prices?

3. Now I guess there will be a National Holiday for Anal ass bangers:Groove:

1. - we intend to eliminate the income tax in favor of the national sales tax

2. - gasoline companies are in the business to make money, we will not set prices of fuel, we will however use federal monies and researchers to find and develop alternative fuel solutions

3. - this is not something that we are ready to comment on yet.

 

[Ttown]

i am serving as the campaign manager for the Donny/Thump movement. I would like to make sure that all media requested are funneled through me, Donny and Thump are very busy men and simply cannot respond to all requests in a timely manner.

Stand for Change
Stand for AvItars
Stand for healthy Krispy Kremes!

Stand for Donny/Thump in '08!

Wow , quite an employment drop considering you used to get to follow circus elephants and sweep up their poop. So sad!

 

[iambrutus]

Wow , quite an employment drop considering you used to get to follow circus elephants and sweep up their poop. So sad!

i'm still doing that as well. i'm working two jobs now since the current administration has ruined the country to the point that our economy is forcing people to have to work multiple jobs. After Donny and Thump get into office you will notice economic growth, which will allow people like myself to only work one job and spend more time with their families.

 

[djtidebuck]

i'm still doing that as well. i'm working two jobs now since the current administration has ruined the country to the point that our economy is forcing people to have to work multiple jobs. After Donny and Thump get into office you will notice economic growth, which will allow people like myself to only work one job and spend more time with their families.

We chose imbrutus for his workman's background. I don't want to come across as the "elitist" candidate.

 

[Ttown]

Thump isn't going to spend all his time killing groundhogs if he gets into office is he? That is instead of focusing on anal.

 

[sandgk]

Can Donny guarantee less gas if the all our donuts go trans-fat free?

Are there other side-effects that should concern the independent voter - loss of appetite, botulism, blindness or blurred vision, an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

 

[iambrutus]

Thump isn't going to spend all his time killing groundhogs if he gets into office is he? That is instead of focusing on anal.

Thump will still take time to help eliminate those vicious beasts while not losing focus on other items on his agenda.

Can Donny guarantee less gas if the all our donuts go trans-fat free?

Are there other side-effects that should concern the independent voter - loss of appetite, botulism, blindness or blurred vision, an erection lasting more than 4 hours?

if you have a erection that lasts more than four hours, call your friends to brag

 

[Gatorubet]

if you have a erection that lasts more than four hours, call your friends to brag

Thump said today on Fox that the four hour erection issue is even greater reason for every American to have ready access to holed donuts. What does Donny say?

 

[Ttown]

I can have up to 5 erections that last an hour each, is that ok?

 

[djtidebuck]

Thump said today on Fox ......have ready access to holed donuts. What does Donny say?

DONNY says "Krispy Kreme's are trans fat free!"

If we can take on Krispy Kreme, and win, is there really any challenge that we can't handle.

If you already have a candidate in '08, I am not your candidate, but if you are not happy with the available choices, write in Donny/Thump.

Your help is appreciated.

dj

 

[Ttown]

You didn't take them on and win. The biggest loser show was responsible for the drop in donut sales and that is what pushed KK to change. All you did was send annoying letters and emails which they used as toilet paper.

 

[OCBucksFan]

You didn't take them on and win. The biggest loser show was responsible for the drop in donut sales and that is what pushed KK to change. All you did was send annoying letters and emails which they used as toilet paper.

Dude... don't fuck with the Krispy killer, with his type of influence your political career could be destroyed.

 

[Ttown]

Hey! The biggest loser show has more political pull than any donut muncher.
Why, pound for pound each one could run right over Donnie, er politically speaking. I even heard they and JC were going to run against him.

 

[coastalbuck]

Here's Donny, looking all Dick Cheney while hunting wabbit....

 

[martinss01]

2. - gasoline companies are in the business to make money, we will not set prices of fuel, we will however use federal monies and researchers to find and develop alternative fuel solutions

how hard do you (this administration) intend to push methane gas? with the history of these candidates, it would seem this is something that would be touched on early and often. would that be an accurate statement?

After Donny and Thump get into office you will notice economic growth, which will allow people like myself to only work one job and spend more time with their families.

exactly how much time do you intend to spend with donny and thumps families? will it be based on the amount of free time you will have after stepping down from one of your two positions? or will it be more determined by how jealous and or suspicious they become?