Dolly Parton Is A Girl Scout!

[mooktarr]

Dolly is named a girl scout for life. I bet she got a merit badge in boobs.
Yahoo News

PIGEON FORGE, Tenn. - Dolly Parton is a country singer, songwriter, movie star, amusement park owner and philanthropist. Now she's a Girl Scout, too.

Parton, 60, was named a lifetime member of Girls Scouts of Tanasi Council during a presentation before 1,000 Girl Scouts at her Dollywood theme park Friday evening.
"While I was never a Girl Scout myself when I was a kid, I always wanted to be," Parton said in a statement. "This great honor lets me live out a dream and to be part of an organization that stands for many of the same values I do and Dollywood does."
Parton accepted a lifetime membership pin and led the audience in the Girl Scout Promise.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Merit badge in boobs.

 

[SanAntonioBuck]

Merit badge in having Big Hair!

 

[Bleed S & G]

 

[Best Buckeye]

Dolly is named a girl scout for life. I bet she got a merit badge in boobs.
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[scooter1369]

In unrelated news, Girl Scouts of America has announced that they will be giving away free glasses of milk with every order of Girl Scout Cookies.

 

[MaxBuck]

You know, I never really noticed before, but Dolly Parton has a dynamite pair of legs. :tongue2:

 

[MrsB]

Dolly is named a girl scout for life. I bet she got a merit badge in boobs.
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You are sick! I can't believe you're my brother.

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

I could sure go for some of those peanut butter patty cookies.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

 

[Buckeyedynasty]

Where the hell did her arms go?

 

[Saw31]

I bet when Dolly gets falling-down drunk, she always falls forward...

 

[Mike80]

I bet when Dolly gets falling-down drunk, she always falls forward...

And bounces.....

 

[Best Buckeye]

I always wondered what she looks like without makeup, But then again have I ever seen her face?? does she have one?????? HMMMM

 

[cincibuck]

More proof that Porter Wagoner is the dumbest man in the United States.