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Do smelly people know they smell?

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Seriously!!!!!!!! I just had this middle aged white dude walk in my office and I could smell him almost as soon as he walked in. I talked to him for about 4 minutes and I could barely stand next to him. He smelled like serious B.O. I don't think I could smell that bad unless I didn't shower for over a week and didn't use deodorant. This dude was clean cut and wasn't full of grease or anything? He just obviously doesn't shower or use deodorant. WTF!!!!!!!! It's been about 10 minutes since this dude left and my office still smells. I'd rather smell baby shit.

So my question is, do people that smell that bad know they smell that bad? I hope you all shower and use deodorant!!! Don't be a smelly fucker!!!!

I have to edit this post and say that smelly farts are OK. As you all probably realized anyway, but I figured I better spell that out before I got a bunch of replies talking about my smelly ass. My ass doesn't smell anything like bad B.O.!!!
 
BuckeyeMike80;1517204; said:
they sure as hell didn't in Pennsyltucky when I lived there.

The stench of BO was EVERYWHERE.
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I can understand a smelly person not knowing they smell and just get used to their stench, but I wonder if smelly people think other smelly people stink? Like if one stinky fucker walks by another stinky fucker and they both think in their minds that the guy who just walked by stinks - but they actually both stink!!! Human skunks!!!!
 
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reagdog;1517210; said:
I can understand a smelly person not knowing they smell and just get used to their stench, but I wonder if smelly people think other smelly people stink? Like if one stinky fucker walks by another stinky fucker and they both think in their minds that the guy who just walked by stinks - but they actually both stink!!! Human skunks!!!!
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:lol:

I have no idea. Other than being in the field in the army (and even then I used baby wipes to keep clean when I could) I've not exactly been one to skip showers/baths :biggrin:
 
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I can't imagine there's any way in hell any of these stinky bastards are married. I would assume a wife/girlfriend would inform these walking sewers that they smell and need to clean up their act. I mean, what type of swamp female would allow a guy to stink so bad? No way he's getting any action smelling like that. I can't get the stinge out of my head!!! That's why I keep talking about it.
 
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I once shared an apartment with a dude that had a funk. He and his room just had a BO smell. My washer still reaks of him. He never seemed to have trouble getting girls to hang out with him, but my (now)wife and other roommate smelled the funk. Nothing he did would get rid of the smell.
 
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exhawg;1517229; said:
I once shared an apartment with a dude that had a funk. He and his room just had a BO smell. My washer still reaks of him. He never seemed to have trouble getting girls to hang out with him, but my (now)wife and other roommate smelled the funk. Nothing he did would get rid of the smell.
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Were the chicks hairy armpitted hippies or were they homeless? :)
 
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I used to work with a menonite (sp?). We'd mow all damn day, then he'd try to roll up the windows and turn on the a.c. on the ride back to the shop. No fucking way. I'd hang my head out of the window like a dog the whole way, and the stench would still waft by on it's way out. Dude drove a fucking car but didn't believe in deodorant.

This was the same dude that told us about the time he cheated on his wife...with a porn mag. :lol:

Also, someone asked him one day if he had ever..uh..eaten pussy. He said "we get strays on the farm from time to time, but I usually just hit them over the head with a shovel. We never eat them." :lol:
 
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BUCKYLE;1517277; said:
I used to work with a menonite (sp?). We'd mow all damn day, then he'd try to roll up the windows and turn on the a.c. on the ride back to the shop. No fucking way. I'd hang my head out of the window like a dog the whole way, and the stench would still waft by on it's way out. Dude drove a fucking car but didn't believe in deodorant.

This was the same dude that told us about the time he cheated on his wife...with a porn mag. :lol:

Also, someone asked him one day if he had ever..uh..eaten pussy. He said "we get strays on the farm from time to time, but I usually just hit them over the head with a shovel. We never eat them." :lol:
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I wouldn't advise eating Mennonite (or Amish) pussy. If you think the BO is bad could you imagine what is going on down there? :sick1:
 
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Jake;1517288; said:
I wouldn't advise eating Mennonite (or Amish) pussy. If you think the BO is bad could you imagine what is going on down there? :sick1:
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