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Disgraced Former Penn State DC Jerry Sandusky (convicted child molester)

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NFBuck;2032028; said:
An hour into this thing and they're still working on their 2nd lamp post? State Penn sucks at rioting, too.
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No shit. When Ohio State plays Michigan the kids already have most of the cars overturned and dumpsters on fire with 5:00 remaining in the 4th Q.
 
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NFBuck;2032020; said:
They apparently think he's a Jedi. DERP.
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I can see it now:

The year - 2864. The place - a small church outside of the hamlet of New 'Delphia.

The minister opens the Holy Book and begins to read:

"Poz, an apostle -sent not from men nor by a man, but Jopa and God the Father, who raised him from the dead- and all the brothers and sisters with me, unto the churches of the Steel City,

Grace and peace to you from God our Father and the Lord Jopa, who gave himself for our sins to rescue us from the present evil age, according to the will of our God and Father, to whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.

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