Did you get laid last night?

[iambrutus]

Two words for you.


Third Trimester.

or:

its called 4 week old baby

 

[tibor75]

or:

its called 4 week old baby

A lactating female cannot get pregnant. All the more reason....

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

You'd think a dog would do just about anything for a treat...

just remember... dogs love peanut butter.

 

[iambrutus]

A lactating female cannot get pregnant. All the more reason....

i'm not into doing someone with stitches

 

[Golferdow01]

just remember... dogs love peanut butter.

Do mice?

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Do mice?

nope... mice love cheese wiz

 

[Golferdow01]

nope... mice love cheese wiz

What about homo ones...one attacked my roomate's nipple when he was sleeping instead of his girlfriend's.

The other night I was watching tv and looked down and one was sitting on my chest.

What gives???

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

What about homo ones...one attacked my roomate's nipple when he was sleeping instead of his girlfriend's.

The other night I was watching tv and looked down and one was sitting on my chest.

What gives???

hmmm.... usually gay mice only go for Tofu... have you guys been having wild Tofu parties?

 

[tibor75]

i'm not into doing someone with stitches

Ouch. Somebody in my med school class passed out when watching a video of a doctorb giving a woman an episiotomy. He claimed he fell asleep.

 

[Golferdow01]

hmmm.... usually gay mice only go for Tofu... have you guys been having wild Tofu parties?

Negative ghostrider...

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Negative ghostrider...

if the pattern is full... I'd get one of these...

 

[BrutuStrength]

A lactating female cannot get pregnant...

Hmmm... I presume lactating males are safe too?

 

[ScarletInMyVeins]

I had a wet dream... does that count?

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

What about homo ones...one attacked my roomate's nipple when he was sleeping instead of his girlfriend's.

The other night I was watching tv and looked down and one was sitting on my chest.

What gives???

Did you check if it was a female mouse?

 

[BuckBackHome]

Ouch. Somebody in my med school class passed out when watching a video of a doctorb giving a woman an episiotomy. He claimed he fell asleep.

That is one reason I am not a doctorb. I get the chills just when I hear that word. That has to be so painful!

Also, my wife's monthly visitor is here for the week.