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The KSB;1730502; said:
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Cleveland Sucks
You people are incredible. Cleveland is a hole and out of all the things you can do, you stab a native HS hero in the back for making an intelligent career move. What's next?......are you going to burn local college grads at the stake for choosing an occupation out of state as well because it provides a better opportunity?

1: Who the hell would choose to play in Cleveland over Miami with Bosh/Wade and tell me why?......go for it.....I DARE you to look for a reason. Bron wanted to win a championship....[censored]....he was even willing to sacrifice 30 million to win a championship and get the hell out of Cleveland. It's been 7 damn years that he has given to Cleveland and they haven't provided him jack [censored]. I don't give the [censored] what Cleveland has "tried" to do to make it happen.....the fact of the matter is IT NEVER [censored]ING HAPPENED!!! Lebron is out on an island essentially by himself with no all star help. You can be a sorry ass and call him a "role player"....which is laughable because you are essentially admitting he is a team player instead of the self absorbed ass hole that you all make him out to be, but at the end of the day, he is on a team with legitimate talent for the 1st time in damn near a decade. If you want to go out on the limb of him being a "sidekick" then I guess Magic and Jordan are both "sidekicks" too since they had Kareem and Pippen on their teams......just STFU.
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2: Your dumbass "hero" Dan Gilbert just made himself and the rest of Cleveland(as if they didn't look like it already) look like total assclowns with his crybaby rant.
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Not only that, but he made himself look like even more of an assclown my commenting on how Bron was a quitter and all that . Is that so Dan?......This guy named Bron that you think is so disloyal, a quitter, and not a hard worker.....yet just a couple months ago you wanted to resign him for tens of millions of dollars and your entire fanbase was willing to show up in Quickie Loans Arena and give him a
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Gee wiz Dan "The Dumbass" Gilbert.....why the change of heart and thought?....same goes for the moronic Cleveland fans.

Maybe Dan is referring to that "lack of effort" given to the Cleveland/Boston series where the "invincible" Cavs lost to the "terrible" Celtics that were one game away from the NBA championship......or Dan.....maybe your Cavs team simply [censored]ing lost the game to a better team.....what a novel thought. [IIMG]http://www.vlesports.com/images/smilies/homos.gif[/IMG]

Oh and about that championship you plan on getting soon Dan....I'll take you up on that offer to the bank because I can use the money....Thanks.

3: Waaahhhhh Bron was such a meanie face to us on national TV and led us on waahhhhh. Cry me a mother [censored]ing river. God damn, grow the [censored] up. Myself and the rest of the nation know you assclowns would of reacted the exact same way regardless of how he reported the news. You Cleveland fans are some of the worst fans on the planet and are the equivalent of violent Notre Dame fans with your jibberish about former success from a half century ago and how you think you deserve everything. You got news early about the Browns leaving....that went over well with riots.
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4: Bron is a not a Cleveland native. His hometown is Akron you idiots. I don't see people in Chillicothe calling Columbus their hometown. You just wish Bron's hometown was Cleveland so you can fill your self-absorbed egos a little more to actually make you feel like you are worth the damn...."Oh he is from the same city as me...I'm so cool".
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Secondly, even if he was from Cleveland, how the hell can you trash one of your own "hometown" kids to the point where is not welcomed back into the city anymore or into an Ohio State game? Real [censored]in classy to just straight up [censored] on one of the few people that made your city the slightest bit relevant and ultimately provided HUNDREDS of millions of dollars in money for that city....for [censored]ing 7 years. Most NBA players anywhere don't stick around at places for 7 years, yet Bron is an asshole and deserves to be murdered in your POS city because he is leaving now. Go [censored] yourself.
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That's so classless and sickening that it doesn't even merit a response from the rest of the nation. You all just group up as the self absorbed and pathetic bandwagon fanbase that you are and all claim he is a POS human being even though he gave your city everything. Seriously......who the [censored] were the Cleveland Cavaliers before Bron went there?....what?....a 17 [censored]ing win team that probably filled 1/4 capacity on a good night with free admission from a coke can. Now you all hate on other people's fans like Miami's for jumping on the bandwagon, yet you all did it with the Cavs in Cleveland when he arrived. Hypocritical much? Why you can't just respect his decision to take the opportunity to win a championship in the NBA is unreal....especially when this person is a local. That's just [censored]ing disgusting. After 7 years, not [censored] happened, and [censored] still wasn't happening regardless of what Cleveland was or was not trying to do. He wanted to achieve something personally, and for that you call one of your local kids a "traitor", "bitchmade", and a "piece of [censored]"....unbelievable....gee wiz....I wonder why Cleveland's POS city is in the state it is now with that kind of "hometown treatment".
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5: You Cleveland guys are full of [censored] beyond belief and YOU are the ones that are self absorbed even more so than Bron is. Derek Anderson said it best when he said your city doesn't deserve championships, because you don't. Cleveland is an absolute [censored]hole city that is getting worse every year and the fans are absolute clowns....and they have shown it once again after this whole fiasco. The rest of the nation is laughing at you idiots because you all look like complete fools crying like teenage schoolgirls for absolutely no reason other than to complain and bitch. Who the hell would want to play for in Cleveland?....The city is [censored], the fans are [censored], is there anything that isn't [censored]? And you morons wonder why Cleveland sucks so [censored]in bad in not only sports, but as a city in general. Keep up the great work bums.....the rest of the nation is laughing at you all while you sit in your closed circle sympathy cry sessions trying not to
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I'm not a pro sports fan of really any football or basketball franchise, but after all this classlessness and absolute bull[censored] spewed by the asshurt Cleveland homers, I'm going to go out and buy a Lebron James Miami Heat jersey and tote it around Cleveland next year when Miami wins the finals, just so I can certifiably [censored] on every one of your self absorbed faces with the amount of bull[censored] that myself and the rest of the nation has to hear from you crybabies.

Just do the world and off yourself Cleveland fans. Nobody likes you, your city, your sports, or your fans because you are some of the most classless and trashy fans in the world.
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You don't deserve Lebron James for all that he has given your city during his tenure and I'm glad he certifiably [censored] on your face after how you treated him in the Boston/Cleveland series and previously. You don't deserve championships or success of any kind and hopefully somebody blows you off the face of the map if there is any form of a god that exists. Go ahead and crack jokes about it and tear this apart.....at the end of the day you know you are the bitches and all of it is true.
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By the way....nazi douchebag mods.....wipe the sand out of your vagina while you're at it.
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I think he thought I was Clevelandubet :p
 
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The KSB;1730510; said:
Wow, that's a lot of words there. I love a good hate filled diatribe as well as anyone, but damn, that's a manifesto right there.
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jeffcat is the manifesto type...and apparently has either herpes of cancer of the dick:

So I have my dick appointment on Tuesday
by Jeffcat ? Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:39 am

I wish I knew what this shit was on my dick.

I somewhat get the feeling I have herpes...although the times don't exactly add up, although people are asymptomatic a lot of times as well. Whatever is on my dick is NOT herpes though. Kind of ruled out it being cancerous as it seems to have receded after 6 months of increasing in size. The herpes thought stemmed from the fever blisters I get on my hands that appear to be viral, but also don't by any definition line up with being herpes either. Shit is extremely and I can't figure it out. I really doubt the doc will know either until he takes blood samples and biopsies.
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Should have utilized more smilies in that post.
 
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