Diary of a Madman

[MObuckeye13]

Nobody has to know that it's going on, obviously. It will look like he is talking to his coordinators, but in reality, JT will be on the end of the "line".

Nobody was supposed to know about Tressel's cover up either. Someone always finds out

 

[jlb1705]

Omg he said something logical.

It's not as if it's the first time - unless you don't recognize the logic in being able to tell that a 6'6" penis is bigger than a 6' penis.

 

[Deety]

This thread is all yours, Pyro! Remember, you (already) have a reputation to uphold. Have at it.

 

[Pyro Kinesis]

 

[bluechillj]

Nobody has to know that it's going on, obviously. It will look like he is talking to his coordinators, but in reality, JT will be on the end of the "line".

I don't think you take it far enough. Have Tressel call in from the back of a car Pryor is driving around, so it's hard to zero in on their location. And maybe have Urban Meyer ride shotgun to throw in some change-ups? :susp:

 

[Jake]

Well Fickell being a disciple of JT it is not out of the realm of possibility that we will be running Tresselball next season.

If by "Tresselball" you mean not asking too much of your offense after losing your starting QB and RB to suspension, I'd say that's a prudent idea.

 

[Mike80]

Holy Shit I can't believe I missed this one

 

[jlb1705]

This thread is all yours, Pyro! Remember, you (already) have a reputation to uphold. Have at it.

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[cincibuck]

Nobody has to know that it's going on, obviously. It will look like he is talking to his coordinators, but in reality, JT will be on the end of the "line".

Getting his defensive calls from Hitler, watching from his bunker in Buenos Aries.

 

[IronBuckI]

Nobody has to know that it's going on, obviously. It will look like he is talking to his coordinators, but in reality, JT will be on the end of the "line".

Everyone would know when we got a delay of game on every single play. I can't even get synchronicity out of the TV's in my house, and that's not even accounting for the delay that's added by the broadcaster.

Even if the premise wasn't incredibly ridiculous, the assumption that it would even be possible, without getting the media outlet to send a direct, real-time feed to JT, all while "Nobody knowing what's going on" is just asinine.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Why would Tress have to be home? He could grow a beard and hang out on the sideline. He would have to wear a regular sweater, of course, and sixteen pairs of socks, so that he would be 6'8". This is just crazy enough to work. Crazy like a fox...or like a fucking mental patient. Not sure which yet. I'll get back to you.

 

[Nicknam4]

He needs to make sure he gets into a giraffe costume so as to not look suspicious. Also, the more pads he wears the more absorbent he will be to any snitches that find out. This could very well work.

 

[Saw31]

Your (Mostly Pyro's) Late Night Thorazine Thread

 

[scooter1369]

Maybe JT can just borrow Bobby Valentine's disguise