Dewey have a Burr up our Adams apples?

[Monica Lewinski]

I don't mean to be "caty" but Stokke can't polish off a knob nearly as well as me...

Plus, I'm told she's a spitter.

 

[Gatorubet]

I don't mean to be "caty" but Stokke can't polish off a knob nearly as well as me...

Plus, I'm told she's a spitter.

And don't forget, you brought the Mary Tyler Moore style knitted hat back...

Speaking of cigars - Aaron Burr was one of those size 28 ring gauge guys, wasn't he?

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Leave Dewey alone. I'm sick and tired of you silver-spooned bitches who get to be president just because your daddy was.

+1

Dont. Ever. Shave.

Dewey, get the [censored] out of my suite... for the last time, you did NOT defeat Truman you insufferable twit.

Who gave this pansy a goddamned key?

A couple things:
You gave me the key, you pin dicked also-ran. Maybe if you could handle your addictions better you'd remember this stuff.

I did defeat Truman, the Tribune said so.

Finally, your fat ass should be thankful we elected Taft.

You've obviously never been stuck in a kitchen with Fred Douglas for an entire night. I'm trying to catch a buzz, and he's droning on and on about how slavery is unconstitutional. He needs to be tellin it to that bitch Buchanan, not me. Then, Lincoln comes in and tries to grab my package. Big fun!

BTW, who's that fine-ass octoroon with a thing for big poles? I been sittin on some black tar opium I got down at the railyards. Hook me up with pole-girl and Sally H., and I'll have you floating on a cloud. Don't tell JA. Peace.

I've been in the kitchen with Freddy D. He and I are boys. He even taught me how to wear my pants low so I don't look stupid.

Anyway, I'm in the market for some crystal meth... can you hook a brother up?

 

[pokey]

I don't mean to be "caty" but Stokke can't polish off a knob nearly as well as me...

Plus, I'm told she's a spitter.

Given the state of your dress. You don't qualify as either a spitter or a swallower.

Stokke has one up on you.

 

[BigWoof31]

This thread sucks now...

 

[Monica Lewinski]

Cigars?

Cigarettes?

 

[JCOSU86]

Moved?

 

[jwinslow]

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[Dred Scott]

I've been in the kitchen with Freddy D. He and I are boys. He even taught me how to wear my pants low so I don't look stupid.

Yeah, I bet when you guys hit the town together it's like a nuclear powered pussy magnet. Nice pic, do you comb your hair with buttered toast?

Anyway, I'm in the market for some crystal meth... can you hook a brother up?

Nah man, I don't mess with that trailer park shit. Go lookin in the gay boards for a guy named Ted Haggard, I hear he's in to that. Hell, he'll probably hook it up for free just to hang with you and Freddie. Don't let me know how that turns out.

 

[Mike80]

 

[Thomas E. Dewey]

Yeah, I bet when you guys hit the town together it's like a nuclear powered pussy magnet. Nice pic, do you comb your hair with buttered toast?

Nah man, I don't mess with that trailer park [censored]. Go lookin in the gay boards for a guy named Ted Haggard, I hear he's in to that. Hell, he'll probably hook it up for free just to hang with you and Freddie. Don't let me know how that turns out.

I wear a straight billed ball cap now like all my homies, so don't you worry about my hair.

I am going to get some gold teeth next week too. It's gonna be off the hook.

 

[RanBuck15]

I don't mean to be "caty" but Stokke can't polish off a knob nearly as well as me...

Plus, I'm told she's a spitter.

Like I fucking care - I go for the vagina anyway. Have you heard how many baby mamas I had?

 

[Richard M Nixon]

His post = snowboarding?

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