Dewey have a Burr up our Adams apples?

[Aaron Burr]

Since you're here, what's the friggin Constitution say about the BCS?

I understand you Founders knew everything that was going to happpen...

Asshole. You couldv'e mentioned how Nebraska-Florida in 1995 was gonna go and I'd have saved some dough.

Funny the shit we knew back then. I remember my man TJ saying (the few days we were actually speaking) something about an "inter web" in about 1802...I hear some other jackinapes has taken credit for it by now, though.

 

[John Q. Adams]

Thanks, Johnny. I didn't know you were a fan of the Buckeyes too! We need to talk more!

We really should. How's Mom these days?

JQ in the hizzie, yo!

Whatcha say, Quinny.. wanna get an ounce of weed and double team that Stokke chick again?

Oh, hell yes. Do me a favor, though. Try not to tickle her with those whiskers then she's sittong on your face. She was laughing so hard, she nearly bit off the little Q.

 

[Chester Arthur]

I do not with to discuss [strike]ATMs[/strike] any private matters in a public forum such as this.

I don't blame you. I did too.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Oh, hell yes. Do me a favor, though. Try not to tickle her with those whiskers then she's sittong on your face. She was laughing so hard, she nearly bit off the little Q.

Not that I was looking, but... well.. you notice things like that in situations like that.. I think you're selling yourself short, there, big fella.

 

[Aaron Burr]

Cad! Ruffian! Your "southern speed" made your mouth overtake your brain!

A duel! You have not responded. AB will be my second.

Oh I'm all OVER this shit. Might I suggest as an entorage...a gaggle of militia (I guess they are called what...police now?) from the fine city of New Orleans?

 

[John Adams]

We really should. How's Mom these days?

She is fine. Still a hot number. She's no Stokke, but she does well in a pinch.

 

[John Q. Adams]

I would have posted this pic:

to remind you who she is...

But alas, we're not allowed to post:

any more.

We can still hit it, though... I mean... we're presidents, for the love of poop.

We're not supposed to post this picture?

How very odd. I don't see anything wrong with that picture. But, if that's what the delightful Ms. Stokke requests, I will refrain from posting this picture:

any more.

A comely lass.

Comely? Who's my real father? I know it couldn't possibly be a poof like you.

 

[Merih]

You guys are taking this to a whole other level of tomfoolery lol...

Please, continue!

 

[Chester Arthur]

Oh I'm all OVER this [censored]. Might I suggest as an entorage...a gaggle of militia (I guess they are called what...police now?) from the fine city of New Orleans?

Settle down, there, trigger...

You're second's second.. that makes you....

ummm....

fourth?

Besides, no one plays hail to the chief when you're bangin, so ...

umm..

so nothing, I guess... just sorta rubbin it in your face, you twit.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

We're not supposed to post this picture?

How very odd. I don't see anything wrong with that picture. But, if that's what the delightful Ms. Stokke requests, I will refrain from posting this picture:

any more.



Comely? Who's my real father? I know it couldn't possibly be a poof like you.

Sir, I know you're a former president and all, but I am a site admin, and our rules are very strict regarding this:

please do not post this:

any more. Ms. Stokke is a member here and if she sees:

she might take us to task....

 

[John Adams]

Comely? Who's my real father? I know it couldn't possibly be a poof like you.

Don't make me turn this coach around, because I will...

Settle down, there, trigger...

You're second's second.. that makes you....

ummm....

fourth?

Or, ummmm, third's second? He was Jefferson's VP not mine, whistledick.

 

[Chester Arthur]

Or, ummmm, third's second? He was Jefferson's VP not mine, whistledick.

You dumb motherfucker.... you asked for him to be your second just a page ago. It's no wonder you're the forgotten man of the revolution.

Anyway, that makes him 6th, right?

[disregard the man behind the curtain]

 

[Aaron Burr]

Settle down, there, trigger...

You're second's second.. that makes you....

ummm....

fourth?

Besides, no one plays hail to the chief when you're bangin, so ...

umm..

so nothing, I guess... just sorta rubbin it in your face, you twit.

Yeah OK. Tell me, how does it feel to be the answer to only one question: "What was the name of that worthless fuckrod who took over after Garfield got shot?"

And hey, at least I lost to the man, the myth, the TJ...can you please explain to me how the fuck you are a sitting President and lose you own party's nomination to JAMES FUCKING BLAINE???!!!

You're a historical punchline with a varmint on your chin, Chetty, nothing more.

 

[Gatorubet]

Cad! Ruffian! Your "southern speed" made your mouth overtake your brain!

A duel! You have not responded. AB will be my second.

Fine. But if AB is your second, then Clinton is mine. If Burr tries that hidden trigger shit again, Clinton will be able to catch it. Shifty bastard, him....

Say - Stokke won't be there will she?? If she will, then Clinton won't be my second. I'd be gunned down by a group of Hessians and he'd be playing grab ass with Stokke. That Blackamoor Gen. Powell will be preferred.

 

[Aaron Burr]

Fine. But if AB is your second, then Clinton is mine. If Burr tries that hidden trigger shit again, Clinton will be able to catch it. Shifty bastard, him....

Say - Stokke won't be there will she?? If she will, then Clinton won't be my second. I'd be gunned down by a group of Hessians and he'd be playing grab ass with Stokke. That Blackamoor Gen. Powell will be preferred.

I don't care who your second is sunshine...I've forgotten more underhanded shit than anyone you can pick will ever know.