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Dewey have a Burr up our Adams apples?

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Chester Arthur;1522629; said:
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Funnily enough, she says she likes a "bad boy" and here she is with me while your angry little self is all "well you're not a real president" even though I clearly am.

Dewey, get the [censored] out of my suite... for the last time, you did NOT defeat Truman you insufferable twit.

Who gave this pansy a goddamned key?
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You clearly are what? Delusional? Ignoring obvious history? Pretending you have friends? Masturbating to a portrait of Marie Antoinette?

Dewey, if you are up there, will you curb-stomp this fucktard please?
 
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Aaron Burr;1522634; said:
Creative use of legislation to fit a Presidential purpose? Nah, that will never catch on...
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I know, right?

For old times' sake....
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLSsswr6z9Y"]YouTube - Original "got milk?" commercial[/ame]

Allison Stokke;1522635; said:
You guys are all pigs. Especially TJ. It took days to get all the blackface off.

I found it both racist and demeaning.
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Me? What have I ever done to you? I have treated you like the lady you are.
 
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Chester Arthur;1522571; said:
JQ in the hizzie, yo!

Whatcha say, Quinny.. wanna get an ounce of weed and double team that Stokke chick again?
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Dammit, I should have known when your number came up on my pager you were just lookin for weed! How bout inviting me to the party for once? And I mean to actually party, not just roll a few Js, then it's, "Hey, Dred, have you met Frederick Douglas? I'm sure you two will have lots to talk about...in the kitchen." How many times have I told you, I get my shit from Q's dad. Dumb motherfuckers.
 
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Dred Scott;1522640; said:
Dammit, I should have known when your number came up on my pager you were just lookin for weed! How bout inviting me to the party for once? And I mean to actually party, not just roll a few Js, then it's, "Hey, Dred, have you met Frederick Douglas? I'm sure you two will have lots to talk about...in the kitchen." How many times have I told you, I get my shit from Q's dad. Dumb motherfuckers.
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Lighten up, Dred. At least we hit a few and treat you like a person. I know you're not used to that, but no need to take it for granted.
 
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Aaron Burr;1522645; said:
Lighten up, Dred. At least we hit a few and treat you like a person. I know you're not used to that, but no need to take it for granted.
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You've obviously never been stuck in a kitchen with Fred Douglas for an entire night. I'm trying to catch a buzz, and he's droning on and on about how slavery is unconstitutional. He needs to be tellin it to that bitch Buchanan, not me. Then, Lincoln comes in and tries to grab my package. Big fun!

BTW, who's that fine-ass octoroon with a thing for big poles? I been sittin on some black tar opium I got down at the railyards. Hook me up with pole-girl and Sally H., and I'll have you floating on a cloud. Don't tell JA. Peace.
 
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Aaron Burr;1522606; said:
Yeah OK. Tell me, how does it feel to be the answer to only one question: "What was the name of that worthless fuckrod who took over after Garfield got shot?"

And hey, at least I lost to the man, the myth, the TJ...can you please explain to me how the fuck you are a sitting President and lose you own party's nomination to JAMES FUCKING BLAINE???!!!

You're a historical punchline with a varmint on your chin, Chetty, nothing more.
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What're you talking about? Chet was the answer to 21 of 42 in Die Hard With a Vengeance.
 
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