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Denard "LLL" Robinson (an excellent driver)

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WolverineMike;2296240; said:
also the reason why I'm not on here saying he's going to be some sort of all pro, and that I simply hope he gets drafted and can make some money.
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Lets see....hmmmmm....analyze 'tard's prospects for the NFL

1) We already knew that DR couldn't throw the ball...I am just guessing here, but that sounds like it might hurt his chances as an NFL QB just a smidge.

2) He can't catch a ball thown to him....Gotta go out on the limb again and say that catching balls that are thrown to you is an important skill for an NFL receiver

3) He can't catch a ball kicked to him....Well, now at least he knows what it is like to catch one of his passes.

4) Blocking ability.....[Mark May], he couldn't block Teo's imaginary girlfriend.

5) Physical "hardiness"....I am thinking biological equivalent to a 60's jaguar

Final analysis: Can't pass, catch, field punts/kickoffs or block.....but CAN make spoon feeding gestures, grow a nice set of dreds and jump into the stands for pix with scUM student body.

The only way this guy is getting drafted is identity theft
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2296298; said:
Lets see....hmmmmm....analyze 'tard's prospects for the NFL

1) We already knew that DR couldn't throw the ball...I am just guessing here, but that sounds like it might hurt his chances as an NFL QB just a smudge.

2) He can't catch a ball thown to him....Gotta go out on the limb again and say that catching balls that are thrown to you is an important skill for an NFL receiver

3) He can't catch a ball kicked to him....Well, now at least he knows what it is like to catch one of his passes.

4) Blocking ability.....[Mark May], he couldn't block Teo's imaginary girlfriend.

5) Physical "hardiness"....I am thinking biological equivalent to a 60's jaguar

Final analysis: Can't pass, catch, field punts/kickoffs or block.....but CAN make spoon feeding gestures, grow a nice set of dreds and jump into the stands for pix with scUM student body.

The only way this guy is getting drafted is identity theft
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and the one reason he will get drafted is the one thing you left off the list.


He's fast.


Not saying he'll have a long career or anything of the sort, but his speed will equal someone taking a chance. Hell, Chip Kelly would probably do it in Philly. Belichick is known for taking risks on offensive players.
 
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WolverineMike;2296300; said:
and the one reason he will get drafted is the one thing you left off the list.


He's fast.


Not saying he'll have a long career or anything of the sort, but his speed will equal someone taking a chance. Hell, Chip Kelly would probably do it in Philly. Belichick is known for taking risks on offensive players.
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Belechick is not known for taking risks on offensive players like nard.
 
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WolverineMike;2296300; said:
and the one reason he will get drafted is the one thing you left off the list.


He's fast.


Not saying he'll have a long career or anything of the sort, but his speed will equal someone taking a chance. Hell, Chip Kelly would probably do it in Philly. Belichick is known for taking risks on offensive players.
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You have got to be kidding me. Tard is done...he had a great college career that just won't extend into the NFL. There are lots of discards from training camp in the league that are faster than DR and much, much tougher. Since Tard cant catch or block, he is going to take handoffs and get hit hard every single down. His lifespan will be measured in minutes or maybe downs played

THe ONLY guys who are Tards size that make teams and survive in the league reliably catch the ball in tight quarters, take hits and never, ever turn it over. None of those attributes describe the skunk bear messiah
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2296304; said:
You have got to be kidding me. Tard is done...he had a great college career that just won't extend into the NFL. There are lots of discards from training camp in the league that are faster than DR and much, much tougher. Since Tard cant catch or block, he is going to take handoffs and get hit hard every single down.

THe ONLY guys who are Tards size that make teams and survive in the league reliably catch the ball in tight quarters, take hits and never, ever turn it over. None of those attributes describe the skunk bear messiah
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This is all true... but he will still get drafted, because of the speed and probably the name value to some extent.
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2296304; said:
You have got to be kidding me. Tard is done...he had a great college career that just won't extend into the NFL. There are lots of discards from training camp in the league that are faster than DR and much, much tougher. Since Tard cant catch or block, he is going to take handoffs and get hit hard every single down. His lifespan will be measured in minutes or maybe downs played

THe ONLY guys who are Tards size that make teams and survive in the league reliably catch the ball in tight quarters, take hits and never, ever turn it over. None of those attributes describe the skunk bear messiah
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again, I just hope he gets drafted and gets a shot. People seem to think I'm saying he's going to be a starter somewhere and lead a team to the Superbowl or something.
 
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BayBuck;2296307; said:
This is all true... but he will still get drafted, because of the speed and probably the name value to some extent.
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Why would any NFL team choose HairLice over an undrafted WR wtih a great track record like Sanzenbacher?

They wouldn't, short of paying off a drunken bet
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2296312; said:
Why would any NFL team choose HairLice over an undrafted WR wtih a great track record like Sanzenbacher?

They wouldn't, short of paying off a drunken bet
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As a comparison to Sanzenbacher whom you mentioned, Robinson's measurables are similar with an extra 15 pounds and -0.2 seconds. I think those numbers and his endless highlight reel with the ball in his hands will certainly get him drafted by some team.
 
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LeftCoastBuck;2296312; said:
Why would any NFL team choose HairLice over an undrafted WR wtih a great track record like Sanzenbacher?

They wouldn't, short of paying off a drunken bet
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His speed will get him drafted. Guarantee it. Now, will he stick? Who knows? With how quickly he tapped out of games in college, I'd say it's a longshot. But, if guys like Josh Cribbs can carve out 8+ year careers, it wouldn't shock me to see hairlice do it. If a team is patient with him, I could see him catching on as a slot-dot or a change-of-pace type RB. Kid was a joke as a QB, but his speed and elusiveness (is that a word?) is undeniable. Then again, so is his, um, low tolerance for pain.
 
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