Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[Jaxbuck]

Seriously though, a machete? That's way over the top.

umm, so this kid just happened to have a machete on him.....in a campus dining hall. You gotta be fucking kidding me. What the hell kind of food do they serve where that wouldn't seem just a wee bit out of place?

 

[Best Buckeye]

Now wait just a minute everyone. JoePa has said for years that his program is on the cutting edge.

 

[shetuck]

umm, so this kid just happened to have a machete on him.....in a campus dining hall. You gotta be fucking kidding me. What the hell kind of food do they serve where that wouldn't seem just a wee bit out of place?

That's why TP called them "country"...

 

[Dryden]

umm, so this kid just happened to have a machete on him.....in a campus dining hall. You gotta be fucking kidding me. What the hell kind of food do they serve where that wouldn't seem just a wee bit out of place?

Chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger!!!!

 

[BuckSenator]

wow....

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

It was only an 8 inch blade guys. I say suspend him for the summer.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

It was only an 8 inch blade guys. I say suspend him for the summer.

Or he can tie the blade to the end of a stick and use it to pick up garbage. That seems fair.

 

[jwinslow]

Or he can tie the blade to the end of a stick and use it to pick up garbage. That seems fair.

As if that wasn't why he was carrying it already

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

As if that wasn't why he was carrying it already

That's a great point. Maybe he was just trying to help Devon Still clean off his lunch tray. Clearly, Chris Bell is the victim of an overly aggressive police force looking to unfairly construe Penn State football players as criminals. He should sue those bastards.

 

[BB73]

It was only an 8 inch blade guys. I say suspend him for the summer.

I don't blame him for carrying a defensive weapon. The way many of the football players treat the rest of the students, it's just a matter of time until a large group of students attacks some football players. :tongue2:

 

[Oh8ch]

I don't blame him for carrying a defensive weapon.

What??? Are you suggesting that PSU has defensive weapons?

Let me check the roster one more time.



My across the street neighbor here in CBus is a PSU season ticket holder. Makes the drive for pretty much every home game and is somewhat connected. He says this is JoPa's farewell tour. All are in agreement, they just don't want to make any announcements (ala Carr).

 

[sandgk]

All players attending camp in Happy Valley get a free set of Ginsu Knives!

 

[zincfinger]

What the hell kind of food do they serve where that wouldn't seem just a wee bit out of place?

I tried to find the money shot from Apocalypse Now, but couldn't

 

[Buckeneye]

Evidently Chris Bell pulled a machete out and threatened/attacked another player at the PSU training table in front of the coaches and players.

You just can't make that shit up....

PSU Free Board

I'd say we can cross them off the list of opponents to worry about; their own team can't even work together... lol

 

[MD Buckeye]

Paterno contract talks with Penn State on hold until end of 2008 - NCAA Football - Yahoo! Sports

Paterno contract talks with Penn State on hold until end of 2008

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP)?Contract talks with Penn State coach Joe Paterno are on hold until the end of this season, when the 81-year-old?s deal expires.

Penn State president Graham Spanier told The Associated Press in an e-mail Thursday that both the school and Paterno, who is entering his 43rd season as head coach, agree a new deal isn?t necessary right now.

?We are in agreement that a contract would have little practicality given Coach Paterno?s seniority. None of us see that as necessary,? Spanier wrote. ?Our preference is to continue to review the status of the program on an annual basis, and we will next do so at the conclusion of the 2008 season.?

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