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Guys relax, this guy obviously wasn't a real PSU fan.

Think about it. Was there a single mention of a referee conspiracy or the grand experiment? Real PSU fans can't post without one of the two (usually both) being included, it's in their bylaws.

You violate that one and they send your ass to the dorms to live with the football players for a while, so real PSU fans know better than to fuck around with that. Keeping that stadium clean is no bullshit once they started with the crossbows and machetes.
 
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What amazes me is that they continually run afoul of the law; and yet they are perennially one of the least penalized teams in the league.

So cops arrest them all the time yet Big10 officials think they never do anything wrong... and it's the officiating bias against them that keeps them from being undefeated all-time???
 
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DaddyBigBucks;1478942; said:
So cops arrest them all the time yet Big10 officials think they never do anything wrong... and it's the officiating bias against them that keeps them from being undefeated all-time???
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1-The cops arrest them all the time because the local Happy Valley PD has it in for football players. This is proven because not every arrest leads to a conviction therefore the arresting body must have an agenda.

2- The overal numbers of penalties are kept low on purpose to throw people off the trail of the actual bias that occurs (the refs save it up for big calls). This all stems from the B10 inviting PSU to join but intentionally keeping them down so as to not supplant scUM or OSU.

3- It goes without saying they would dominate the B10 like they use to dominate Temple and company if the B10 didn't use the refs to keep PSU down. See point #2.
 
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Jaxbuck;1478948; said:
1-The cops arrest them all the time because the local Happy Valley PD has it in for football players. This is proven because not every arrest leads to a conviction therefore the arresting body must have an agenda.

2- The overal numbers of penalties are kept low on purpose to throw people off the trail of the actual bias that occurs (the refs save it up for big calls). This all stems from the B10 inviting PSU to join but intentionally keeping them down so as to not supplant scUM or OSU.

3- It goes without saying they would dominate the B10 like they use to dominate Temple and company if the B10 didn't use the refs to keep PSU down. See point #2.
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I've seen the best impressionists in the business: Rich Little, Danny Gans, Frank Caliendo...

None of them can touch that impression of a nit. well done
 
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DaddyBigBucks;1478950; said:
I've seen the best impressionists in the business: Rich Little, Danny Gans, Frank Caliendo...

None of them can touch that impression of a nit. well done
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It was also a witty impression, so I guess Jax has proven himself to be a 'Nit wit'.


:tongue2:
 
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BB73, got ya' covered here...

Popular misconception, Jax. Given our attention to physical fitness over the years, lots of us "older guys" have absolutely no problem with being up late at night. If you know what I mean.
 
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Steve19;1479194; said:
BB73, got ya' covered here...

Popular misconception, Jax. Given our attention to physical fitness over the years, lots of us "older guys" have absolutely no problem with being up late at night. If you know what I mean.
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So the Viagra keeps you awake as well?
 
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Best Buckeye;1479240; said:
Not the Viagra , the women taking advantage of the effects so to speak.

Not that I have ever used [strike] or needed to use [/strike] it.
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With modifications, these statements are both true. But I can tell you that Best's wife does take advantage of those effects.
 
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since this has turned into the unofficial complain about Penn State fans thread, I just got Phil Steele's magazine today, Penn State is 39-33 in conference games since 2000, go fuck yourself Penn State fans
 
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