Decanonized Mythologized Disgraced Ped State Monster Coach Joe Paterno (Zombie Icon)

[iambrutus]

isn't that from the team yearbook photo 6 years ago?

 

[BuckNutty]

I know I'm biased, but here is my favorite...

 

[LloydSev]

There was already a thread on this a weel or so ago. This is my favorite one out of the bunch...watch out, Joe, tibor is closing fast!

LOL

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

For some reason, I can't stop laughing at this one.

 

[BuckBackHome]

How Many Miles Did JoePa Have?

Did ABC put a little pedometer (?) on him today? He was at 6.1 miles the last time I saw them post something. Talk about a pacer.

 

[ScarletArrow]

If JoePa walked 6 miles on the sideline - I burned 2 lbs. flipping channels.

ABC knew this was going to be an offensive snoozefest so they came up with this gimmick to hold our attention.

 

[Buckeye513]

Did ABC put a little pedometer (?) on him today? He was at 6.1 miles the last time I saw them post something. Talk about a pacer.

He had 4.2 at halftime I think.

 

[buckeyebri]

I don't recall that they ever gave a final tally.

 

[BuckNutty]

Considering all the walking he does on the sidelines it's surprising that he has a bit of a gut. Must be drinking away his sorrows or eating too much Peachy Paterno.

 

[buckeyebri]

I was thinking the same thing Nutty...

 

[LloydSev]

Did ABC put a little pedometer (?) on him today? He was at 6.1 miles the last time I saw them post something. Talk about a pacer.

lol, the amazing thing is that there was no pedometer. They actually had a guy counting each step he took. They made comment about it, one of their statisticians was clicking a counter for each step.

 

[BuckBackHome]

lol, the amazing thing is that there was no pedometer. They actually had a guy counting each step he took. They made comment about it, one of their statisticians was clicking a counter for each step.

I wondered how the hell they managed to convince him to wear one. I figured it was a requirement to keep the B10 happy.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

JoePa is in great shape... don't forget the closing speed he showed a few years ago when he ran down the refs after a game.

 

[buckzip]

I can't believe the guy is 77. He still runs off, and on the field, and goes non stop on the sideline.
I hope I am in as good of shape as he is when I'm 77.
Well, minus the dumbass looking glasses.

 

[kn1f3party]

lol, the amazing thing is that there was no pedometer. They actually had a guy counting each step he took. They made comment about it, one of their statisticians was clicking a counter for each step.

What a shitty job. But I'm sure I would do it for the pay he probably gets.