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I'm still trying to figure out why... if the thing gets there in one piece, gets there on time, was priced at a satisfactory price-point (hence the purchase), etc... why anybody would care where / how the package gets routed?

Just sayin'...
 
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shetuck;1279094; said:
I'm still trying to figure out why... if the thing gets there in one piece, gets there on time, was priced at a satisfactory price-point (hence the purchase), etc... why anybody would care where / how the package gets routed?

Just sayin'...
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Does your lawnmower have all 4 wheels???? Just sayin'...
 
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gregorylee;1279149; said:
Does your lawnmower have all 4 wheels???? Just sayin'...
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No, in fact... But I do have a few on order from Sears.

Funny story... They told me some codger called them up and gave them an earful about how they handle their route logistics. They said they lose an insane amount of money because of people that like the who have nothing better to do than to nitpick and waste their time.

So they're going to send me the wheels that guy ordered, instead. They said they're busy rerouting the order...

:biggrin:
 
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shetuck;1279153; said:
No, in fact... But I do have a few on order from Sears.

Funny story... They told me some codger called them up and gave them an earful about how they handle their route logistics. They said they lose an insane amount of money because of people that like the who have nothing better to do than to nitpick and waste their time.

So they're going to send me the wheels that guy ordered, instead. They said they're busy rerouting the order...

:biggrin:
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Codger?!?!? Look n00b, let's see how plucky you are once I get off your mom and start spankin your ass like I just did hers.
 
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gregorylee;1279265; said:
Codger?!?!? Look n00b, let's see how plucky you are once I get off your mom and start spankin your ass like I just did hers.
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Plucky?!?!?

Were those your feathers in the tub? They were stinking up the place, so I gave them to the local boy scouts to use for their ceremonial fertility dance.

Oh... one more thing, fyi... My dad likes to shave and dress up in my mom's clothes, so there's a good chance it wasn't my mom's ass you spanked. Did it have a "Spanky Lives Here" tatoo on it?
 
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