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Dear Abby (Merged)

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Buckin' A

Buckin' A

Veritas Aequitas
Check out this letter from the Dispatch....

Dear Abby,
<TT>
I am a crack dealer in Columbus, Ohio who has recently
been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in a suburb of Worthington and one of my
sisters, who lives in Dublin, is married to a
transvestite. My father and mother have recently been
arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are</TT><TT>
currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Grove City. I have two brothers. One is
currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.
The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial
on charges of sexual misconduct. All things
considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancé
and look forward to bringing her into the family and I
certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I
tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?</TT>
<TT>
Signed,</TT>
<TT>
Worried About My Reputation</TT>
 
Dear Abby

Got this in a email tioday My bad Bucknut319, i didn't use the search function and wasn't aware that it's been posted


I am a crack dealer in Columbus who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Worthington and
one of my sisters, who lives in Dublin, is married to a transvestite. My
father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Grove City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving
a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy
in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges
of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become
engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta and is
still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel.

All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fianc? and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be
totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan? ??


Signed,


Worried About My Reputation...
 
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StadiumDorm;605995; said:
Ummm... if it's the same one I'm thinking of, it's because she charges $20.


But she always welcomes you through three doors.
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Nah man, get the coupon in the Tuesday mail, $2 off....... 5 finger discount, or least it used to be..............:wink2:

Hmm........I only pay the 2 door rate, but she usually gives me the 3rd pro bono.
 
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