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Dead Serious Question....

Sneaking around in the woods. Full camo. You freeze and listen quietly. Must control your breathing...You poke your head out from behind a tree and see your buddy hiding just up ahead. He has no idea you are there. You think to yourself, "Dumbass, you're done now!"...You move quickly to the left for a better angle. Then you pop up from behind the brush and send a steady stream of paintballs squarely into his back, hearing a loud.....bapbapbapbapbap....."Ah fuck!! I'm out, I'm out!! Fuck that hurt!!"....Then you yell, "Take that you cock blocking motherfucker!!....mwhahahaha!!!"...Then you go back to the dead camp and see the 5 huge welts you gave him. Have a few laughs, down a beer real quick, maybe cook up a quick hot dog on the fire and do it all over again...

Legally inflicting pain on your friends...Good stuff...:biggrin:
 
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