jimotis4heisman
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cutting grass on a nice piece of machinery, call me crazy but nothing i like more than a nice bright blue sky and tons of grass to mow. (i wouldnt want to do it for a living though)osugrad21 said:
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Golferdow01
East-Coast Living
Taking a Friday afternoon off work to hit the links is right up there in my book.
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jimotis4heisman
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when i go to the golf course i usually hit innocent golfers and lose my voice from yelling "fore"Golferdow01 said:
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jimotis4heisman
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first you say i come premature, now a grass loving hippie?OSUsushichic said:So, you like grass? Hippie.
any other shots youd like to take?
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LoKyBuckeye
I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
innocent golfers are 25 points each...jimotis4heisman said:
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Golferdow01
East-Coast Living
It happens, I've been hit before. I just kindly return the ball to the golfer after rubbing it in goose shit
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fourteenandoh
My swing feels like an unfolding lawn chair.
gotta love getting f*ed up during the day. day drinking's the best, especially in the spring
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Zurp
I have misplaced my pants.
What is best in life? Besides Muck's response from Conan (which has to be the best documentary about the life of Conan - and who doesn't get pumped up with the theme music?), my answer is as follows:
5. Watching Ohio State defeat Arizona State in the Rose Bowl.
4. Watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2005.
3. Being in the 'Shoe, watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2004.
2. Watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2002.
1. Watching Ohio State defeat Miami for the 2002 National Championship.
Maybe that's not to the spirit of the question, though. How about this answer...
Standing on the tee box, the sun is just rising behind you, the dew is still on the grass. You blast your drive straight and true, the ball may not roll as far as it would later that afternoon, but your approach to the green is dead on. A 6-foot putt for birdie, and you're feeling pretty good about the rest of the round. "Maybe I'll beat 80 today?" you think, as you pull out your putter. You wait a couple minutes for your buddy to chip out of the sand, and you pull the flag while you wait for someone to putt out of your way. You line up your shot - looks flat enough. You swing the putter a couple of times to get the feel for it. Everyone, even the guy who likes to stick his undercarriage in the hole in an attempt to screw someone's easy putt for bogey, is perfectly still and quiet. They all respect the birdie putt. You step up to the ball, and you think to yourself, "You miss 90% of the putts you leave short." Then, you think about that guy who really believed that you actually make 10% of the putts you leave short. How do you make ANY of the putts you leave short. Then you think about how funny the word "putts" is. Finally, you pull the club back, and tap the ball toward the hole. Slowly it rolls, straight to the hole. It drops into the hole for a birdie 3.
Unfortunately, if you're me, you hit maybe 3 more fairways the rest of the day, and only 4 greens in regulation. You end with a 93.
5. Watching Ohio State defeat Arizona State in the Rose Bowl.
4. Watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2005.
3. Being in the 'Shoe, watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2004.
2. Watching Ohio State defeat Michigan in 2002.
1. Watching Ohio State defeat Miami for the 2002 National Championship.
Maybe that's not to the spirit of the question, though. How about this answer...
Standing on the tee box, the sun is just rising behind you, the dew is still on the grass. You blast your drive straight and true, the ball may not roll as far as it would later that afternoon, but your approach to the green is dead on. A 6-foot putt for birdie, and you're feeling pretty good about the rest of the round. "Maybe I'll beat 80 today?" you think, as you pull out your putter. You wait a couple minutes for your buddy to chip out of the sand, and you pull the flag while you wait for someone to putt out of your way. You line up your shot - looks flat enough. You swing the putter a couple of times to get the feel for it. Everyone, even the guy who likes to stick his undercarriage in the hole in an attempt to screw someone's easy putt for bogey, is perfectly still and quiet. They all respect the birdie putt. You step up to the ball, and you think to yourself, "You miss 90% of the putts you leave short." Then, you think about that guy who really believed that you actually make 10% of the putts you leave short. How do you make ANY of the putts you leave short. Then you think about how funny the word "putts" is. Finally, you pull the club back, and tap the ball toward the hole. Slowly it rolls, straight to the hole. It drops into the hole for a birdie 3.
Unfortunately, if you're me, you hit maybe 3 more fairways the rest of the day, and only 4 greens in regulation. You end with a 93.
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3yardsandacloud
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Well I assume you want topics unrelated to sex as well as marriage, childbirth, etc.
I'm all for the afternoon buzz from liquor, as long as it was preceeded by a couple of morning scuba dives somewhere in the caribbean. The drinking (and a fine cigar) must then take place on a white sandy beach (including bikini clad women) with warm breezes and blue-green water lapping at your feet.
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Well, yesterday was nice...enjoyed it thoroughly, but I have thought of a few things that are just as enjoyable:
--Friday night lights..pre-game warmups and those 15 minutes before kickoff while waiting to come onto the field and the music is blaring out of the speakers.
--Hitting fungoes in February when I know my buddies are snowed in...
--Driving up Ocean Boulevard with the top down on a perfect summer day
--Hearing a kid say, "Thanks for all you have done for me."
--Friday night lights..pre-game warmups and those 15 minutes before kickoff while waiting to come onto the field and the music is blaring out of the speakers.
--Hitting fungoes in February when I know my buddies are snowed in...
--Driving up Ocean Boulevard with the top down on a perfect summer day
--Hearing a kid say, "Thanks for all you have done for me."
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