Darwin Awards (Mega-Merge)

[LovelandBuckeye]

Young couple bar-hopped down Florida coast, recorded 132 mph drive before fiery crash

“They say that love is forever/Your forever is all that I need,” Andrews posted to Instagram on June 1. Along with a photo of himself and Easter, he included a heart emoji and the hashtag “rideorfry.” The two made their relationship Facebook official in May. They were five days away from their one-month anniversary, which would have been June 19.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

https://nypost.com/2019/06/14/popular-russian-poker-player-dies-in-freak-hairdryer-accident/

Going to post in Headlines Outside of Florida thread, too.

A Russian poker star was killed when she accidentally electrocuted herself with a hair dryer while taking a bath.

 

[Jake]

You are what you eat...or something.

Man Who Likely Ate a Gecko on a Dare Dies of Salmonella 10 Days Later: He ‘Basically Rotted from the Inside Out’

Former Rugby Player Who Was Left Paralyzed for Years After Eating a Slug Has Died

 

[Jake]

 

[Jake]

More vehicular stupidity:

 

[Jake]

Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of coronavirus

“I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that.”

 

[ExpatAkronite]

Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of coronavirus

“I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that.”

Anyone check to see if he woke up yesterday?

 

[Jagdaddy]

Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of coronavirus

“I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that.”

Quoted, for all the good it will do you now.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Virginia pastor who defiantly held church service dies of coronavirus

“I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus. You can quote me on that.”

Where's your messiah now, pastor?

 

[Jake]

Future Darwin awards?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Future Darwin awards?

That certainly has the potential to be in the finals.

 

[Taosman]

People are stupid.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Future Darwin awards?

That can't be real

 

[sparcboxbuck]

That can't be real

Are you sure you want to make that statement?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Are you sure you want to make that statement?

I would be willing to bet Jim Harbaugh's remaining testicle on it.