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Darth Vader Attacks Jedi Church

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What do you need water for, Sunshine?
AP: Darth Vader attacks Jedi Chruch

He probably thought Ben Kenobi was trying to set up a polygamist ranch and wanted to free the children... :biggrin:

'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks
Wed May 14, 7:36 AM ET

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones - aka Master Jonba Hehol - with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.

He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones - known as Master Mormi Hehol - bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.

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Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.

"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.

Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

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Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon (10-liter) box of wine beforehand.

Well... if the Colt 45 folks can have Lando Calrissian, I don't see why the Franzia people shouldn't get Darth Vader.

"Get your girl in the mood quicker with colt 45 malt liquor?"

Or....

"With Franzia Mountain Chablis, she'll savor your lightsaber"
 
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Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
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