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Crying.. Brave Ohio Man Leaps Off Cliff For Girl And Lays Life And Pride On the line.

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OCBucksFan;1324688; said:
I usually buy them one, then carry their unconscious body out to my car and hit it before the roofie wears off.
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I still think you're investing too much. Roofies aren't free either. I've learned to do the same on a budget. If you hang out in a stall in the women's restroom, you have your pick. Just take a brick, whack them over the head, and carry them out over your shoulder. Do NOT take them to your car though. Evidence and whatnot. I prefer behind the dumpster. That way, when you're finished...voila! Easy clean up.
 
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BUCKYLE;1324691; said:
I still think you're investing too much. Roofies aren't free either. I've learned to do the same on a budget. If you hang out in a stall in the women's restroom, you have your pick. Just take a brick, whack them over the head, and carry them out over your shoulder. Do NOT take them to your car though. Evidence and whatnot. I prefer behind the dumpster. That way, when you're finished...voila! Easy clean up.
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Yeah, the wife thought the brick was a bad way to pick up chicks, so I went to a more subtle method. Plus, it sucks when you hit them too hard, the drive to the desert, the digging, bleh, too much work.
 
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OCBucksFan;1324693; said:
Yeah, the wife thought the brick was a bad way to pick up chicks, so I went to a more subtle method. Plus, it sucks when you hit them too hard, the drive to the desert, the digging, bleh, too much work.
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There's your problem. Since when do you listen to her?

No desert. No digging. DUMPSTER. Think about it.
 
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DisneyGirl;1324592; said:
WTF?

Hey I'm just an Iowa girl trying to spread some Holiday Cheer. Christmas is coming.

I thought people were good in Ohio guess I was wrong. Only been their twice anyway.
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Maybe I was too busy crying, but I missed the part of the video that was holiday related.

I just saw some guy running around doing a bunch of "manly" things, such as turning tires, ramping his four wheeler, and throwing rocks. If that's how people celebrate Christmas, I'm fucking moving.

Note that he didn't have a beard.
 
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DisneyGirl;1324592; said:
WTF?

Hey I'm just an Iowa girl trying to spread some Holiday Cheer. Christmas is coming.

I thought people were good in Ohio guess I was wrong. Only been their twice anyway.
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You owe me 7 minutes and 43 seconds of life. How will you be paying?
 
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OCBucksFan;1324688; said:
I usually buy them one, then carry their unconscious body out to my car and hit it before the roofie wears off.
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so this really is your car then?

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quick question. you using roofies or elephant tranquilizer? i ask because well... im pretty sure the chick beside your car here has been dead for about 3 days... you should probably look into that.
 
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martinss01;1324816; said:
so this really is your car then?



quick question. you using roofies or elephant tranquilizer? i ask because well... im pretty sure the chick beside your car here has been dead for about 3 days... you should probably look into that.
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Yeah, I didn't roofie that one, I got zooked.
 
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:sad: I was hoping that he'd drown in the lake, swimming with the stupid pack.

What was so valuable that he had to keep the pack on?

Gay Singles Craigslist printouts?

Ten year supply of the Creme and the Clear?

Loren's head that he removed with a rusty machete when she told him he was [censored]ing mental and she would not go out with him anymore?

Odd.
 
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