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[Captain Hindsight]

a story/poem using one line at the least.

For example, "There once was a boy named Greg"

Next person/post "Who had a severed leg"

If no one posts, which I have a feeling may happen, then feel free to delete.

I'll start:


There once was a coach named Rich
Who inherited a maize and blue bitch

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

He was going to town,
When he cried that his family was put down.

 

[CCI]

Rich comes to shit but only farted, but oh what the hell at least he got to enjoy the smell

 

[Brutus1]

Hard to follow that one.

 

[BUCKYLE]

There once was a coach named Rich
Who inherited a maize and blue bitch

He was going to town,
When he cried that his family was put down.

And now scUM's got a case of "The Itch".

 

[CCI]

Hard to follow that one.

 

[OCBuckWife]

Sally was strutting down the lane
When she was suddenly struck by a plane

 

[iambrutus]

Sally was strutting down the lane
When she was suddenly struck by a plane

it certainly was a vicious attack
that paper airplane lodged right in her crack

 

[Captain Hindsight]

it certainly was a vicious attack
that paper airplane lodged right in her crack

Til it touched the tip of her brain

 

[Buckeye Maniac]

Til it touched the tip of her brain

It made her go insane

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

in the membrane. Insane in the brain.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

with the speed of a cheetah.

 

[CCI]

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust

if it weren't for Pussy

our dicks would rust!

 

[Gatorubet]

There once was a coach from the 'Noize
Who suddenly recruited some boyz

 

[OCBuckWife]

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust

if it weren't for Pussy

our dicks would rust!

Nuggets of wit
Read during a sit
Are a sham
In a poetry slam