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BrutuStrength said:
Hmmm... then maybe those tanks that were on your lawn are really just a part of your soon-to-be-ex-wife's "valuable" collection? Perhaps they're not really there as a result of that Karl fellow, whom you continually reference, after all.




ps. Are the tanks gone yet? Those guys really weren't military, just actors working in "official" capacity. They're also union, so they've been costing me a small fortune. I need to make sure that they're gone so I close my account with them.
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Those weren't real guns? You mean I snuck out under cover of darkness for nothing? You really are the devil, Karl, if that is your real name.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Those weren't real guns? You mean I snuck out under cover of darkness for nothing? You really are the devil, Karl, if that is your real name.
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Don't jump to conclusions. I never said the guns weren't real. I just said the people wielding them were not real military forces. That's probably why they are costing me so much.

And when I said "actors," I probably should have clarified that they were mercenaries "acting" in an "official" capacity. Kinda like they were deputized. I had to hire my own staff since we sent so many of our regular forces to the Middle East.

Now then, are they gone yet? That monthly expense is preventing me from buying my new Hummer. Say, that reminds of a joke:

What's the biggest difference between the Hummer I want to buy and the one Bubba got in the oval office?






Mine's only gonna cost me $80,000.
 
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Dang, I wish that lady had come to our garage sale last weekend.
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We had a neighborhood yard sale two weekends ago, which my wife and I didn't participate in. The family across the street has been parking their cars in their driveway for the past six months allowing junk to clutter up the garage (I can see) and probably the house (never been in). They spent two hours bringing the crap to the front yard and setting it up, sat out there for over five hours, and there couldn't have been half a dozen cars stop by all day. I never even saw anyone leave with a purchase. Then they loaded up all their shit and moved it back to the garage where it still sits. My wife talked to the lady and they made less than $50. Why I ask, would anyone want to live like this? We basically have nothing that doesn't get used or have a purpose in our home. If we don't need something, it goes to Goodwill, Vietnam Veterans, or the garbage. It's just not worth it to us to clutter up the house and put in hours for such a small amount of money.
 
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