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If his opinion of you doesn't matter, you could just try being a complete dick to him. Just look him in the eye next time he stops over and say:

*earmuffs*

"Look, I really don't like you. Is there someone else here that you can aimlessly annoy? I'm pretty sure that <insert name> from the <insert department> has nothing better to do than listen to your nonsensical drivel day in and day out. Seriously, I really fucking hate you more than anyone else in this whole fucking company. Now piss off you fucktard douchebag."

That should do it.
 
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timBUCK2;618108; said:
If his opinion of you doesn't matter, you could just try being a complete dick to him. Just look him in the eye next time he stops over and say:

"Look, I really don't like you. Is there someone else here that you can aimlessly annoy? I'm pretty sure that <insert name> from the <insert department> has nothing better to do than listen to your nonsensical drivel day in and day out. Seriously, I really fucking hate you more than anyone else in this whole fucking company. Now piss off you fucktard douchebag."

That should do it.
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Wow, that hurt me just reading it.
 
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timBUCK2;618108; said:
If his opinion of you doesn't matter, you could just try being a complete dick to him. Just look him in the eye next time he stops over and say:

*earmuffs*

"Look, I really don't like you. Is there someone else here that you can aimlessly annoy? I'm pretty sure that <insert name> from the <insert department> has nothing better to do than listen to your nonsensical drivel day in and day out. Seriously, I really fucking hate you more than anyone else in this whole fucking company. Now piss off you fucktard douchebag."

That should do it.
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holy shit thats hilarious!!! - only real issue is that we have known each other since we were little kids.....and i married his cousin.... (all before working with him... - he met my former boss at a party i had the rest is my living nightmare)

BuckBackHome;617887; said:
Take a picture of him when he comes over to your desk. Then, pull out a piece of paper and mark down the time. If he asks what it is for tell him you are working on an office productivity report for the boss. If he figures out you are referring to him standing around at your desk and decides to leave make sure you mark down the time he left too. Feel free to make a comment under your breath along the lines of "Longer than last time." and make sure you shake your head.
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another excellent idea! :biggrin:
 
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FCollinsBuckeye;618459; said:
I seen it.
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