Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[AKAK]

Can I use this defense the next time I forget which board I'm on?

I would use the steel plate in my head and someone fired up the microwave defense, but to each his own.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

I would use the steel plate in my head and someone fired up the microwave defense, but to each his own.

how about the someone microwaved fish at work defense?

 

[heisman]

How much premium does the company pay?

80%

 

[Dryden]

Tell one they're not inheriting your kingdom and see how it goes.

That reminds me, I need to add 'Akira Kurosawa marathon' to my quarantine calendar. It's been far too many years since the last time I watched Ran.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

this is fine. nothing to worry about.

 

[Buckeneye]

well now ... shit just got really interesting in France

Don't tell Mili. Then the "but how many were OLD?!?!" theory goes right out the window.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

Don't tell Mili. Then the "but how many were OLD?!?!" theory goes right out the window.

well they are in the icu... they ain’t dead yet... i suspect that the majority will recover... but how many folks with other issues can’t get ICU beds back of this ...

 

[Buckeneye]

well they are in the icu... they ain’t dead yet... i suspect that the majority will recover... but how many folks with other issues can’t get ICU beds back of this ...

The prevailing theme was that this was something that critically targeted the aged. The young it was essentially just another flu. A potential serious flu, but a flu none the less.

Seems like it might be a good deal more serious than that.

 

[AKAK]

well they are in the icu... they ain’t dead yet... i suspect that the majority will recover... but how many folks with other issues can’t get ICU beds back of this ...

Well, they seem to be around or a little under the 8% serious/critical total. I mean whats the actual age of a 55 yr old galoise smoker in Paris air pollution?

 

[buckeyebri]

That last part is completely wrong.... folks my finally learn WHERE THE MUTE BUTTON IS.... i’ve sat on hundreds of conference calls where engineers and technically adapt people can’t find the fucking mute button so we get road noise, other conversations and other phone calls.. it can be quite interesting.

We had somebody blow a huge buster one time when they thought they were on mute. It sounded like they shit their pants....

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Is space bar not the universal mute button? Teams and Slack both use it.

 

[buckeyebri]

For @heisman

 

[buckeyebri]

Is space bar not the universal mute button? Teams and Slack both use it.

A lot of times I call in with my phone instead of the computer. That way I’m sure I’m on mute...

 

[jwinslow]

I’d be curious as to what he defines as “Elite coverage”

It doesn't really matter if they're unusually awesome to their employees. That's not a useful comparison to the real America.

 

[jwinslow]

well they are in the icu... they ain’t dead yet... i suspect that the majority will recover... but how many folks with other issues can’t get ICU beds back of this ...

That's been the most noticeable thing with all of the statistics. People focused on the low death quantities (which weren't low if it scales), but just as big of a concern was the tendency to only have 367 recovered out of 8000 cases. This is a long drain on people and the healthcare system.