Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

[buckeyebri]

 

[ScriptOhio]

You know you would.

Sure I would................................................................................................................................if it was 1980 like your picture.

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

 

[Jagdaddy]

"Not trying to be political BUT" post of the morning....

It's 2 am, you've had your fill, at the end of the bar sits a clearly drunk and lonely Nancy Pelosi

Would you?

 

[Taosman]

Senior Shopping Report for March 27.
Hit the local Smiths/Kroger for some fresh fruit and vegetables. Much better than last week with stuff being stocked at 7am. Scored some paper towels. 25% of fresh meat stocked. Probably more in back as trucks were dropping off much. TP still selling out as some just can't seem to get enough. Watched a older gentleman make 2 trips to buy excess paper towels to cheat the limit. Seems to be hoarding on dog food now. WTF?
Hit the local organic market for meats. Again they were completely stocked and you could buy anything you wanted. Got a nice t bone on sale. Green chili pork sausage! Chic legs. Bacon.
People seem to be calming down and life is seeking a "new normal".

 

[lvbuckeye]

"Not trying to be political BUT" post of the morning....

It's 2 am, you've had your fill, at the end of the bar sits a clearly drunk and lonely Nancy Pelosi

Would you?

hit my own package with a ball peen hammer, then gouge my eyes out? why yes, yes i would.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm not going to say for sure I would or I wouldn't hit it.

I will say for sure that if I did, I damn sure wouldn't ever tell anyone.

Especially you bastards.

 

[Honor&Glory]

"Not trying to be political BUT" post of the morning....

It's 2 am, you've had your fill, at the end of the bar sits a clearly drunk and lonely Nancy Pelosi

Would you?

yes. and id find out if she took it in the ass while i was it. i have no shame.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Closing Pennsylvania liquor stores could lead to withdrawal, death: experts

@Jaxbuck sorry bro.. since you're not gonna need that $100K in vcash... remember your Saw thread buds...

PS Make Nancy take out her teeth before that BJ... she doesn't have good control of those dentures and you could get seriously hurt

 

[Buckeneye]

Re: Pelosi... am I being put on the trust fund beneficiary list first?

 

[Onebuckfan]

Only if I had Coronavirus. Thank You America. You owe me.

 

[Jake]

Closing Pennsylvania liquor stores could lead to withdrawal, death: experts

I'm just a few miles from PA and they're raiding my liquor store. Bad enough Karen is buying all of the TP, now this?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Closing Pennsylvania liquor stores could lead to withdrawal, death: experts

@Jaxbuck sorry bro.. since you're not gonna need that $100K in vcash... remember your Saw thread buds...

PS Make Nancy take out her teeth before that BJ... she doesn't have good control of those dentures and you could get seriously hurt

A) I have more than enough booze on hand at all times to ride out any conceivable disaster or home quarantine. My liver will give out before my supply.

B) I live about 30-45 minutes from the Delaware and Maryland state lines. I promise you if I load up the war wagon for a raiding party, I'm coming back with supplies.

 

[Crump's brother]

I'm not going to say for sure I would or I wouldn't hit it.

I will say for sure that if I did, I damn sure wouldn't ever tell anyone.

Especially you bastards.

The awkward chub you would get whenever someone mentions the movie "They Live" would be worse than anything we could do.

 

[AKAK]

The awkward chub you would get whenever someone mentions the movie "They Live" would be worse than anything we could do.