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Coronavirus (COVID-19) is too exciting for adults to discuss (CLOSED)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
Good. My dumbass dentist--nobody in his family showing any signs of illness--tried to talk his doctor into getting him a scrip for it, so he could fucking horde it. Thankfully, the doc apparently had some common sense and denied him.
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Most of my clients are docs. I swear if I hear one of them say they horded this medicine I'm firing them immediately.
 
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ExpatAkronite said:
Posted this a week ago...not sure why it is scandalous. We take our strips clubs here pretty seriously (when we were much younger my wife and I would hit a few). Neighborhood bars with nude dancers--oh my! Pretty much try and get creative with everything here. Have to close your restaurant/bar because of the plague and board the windows? Invite some artists to liven it up. Free the nipple and stay safe all. :drunks: (hope this doesn't require a NSFW tag :lol:).

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Haha oh I love Portland, don't get me wrong. First time I visited was for Pacific Northwest Beer Fest and girls from the strip clubs with pasties on are walking around handing out flyers for their clubs. Guy asks "Do you serve breakfast?" and she responds "We have the best f****** breakfast in town" and they were just all immediately down for it. There is just nowhere else that does stuff like that, but it is part of its charm.
 
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heisman said:
You love this shit! The more complex, the more money you make. Do you work for yourself? I use Orba. They are great!
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I do work for myself -- I just have to kick all the fees up again. But I already know how the conversations are going to go next year:

-"You got a check for $2,400 last year, right?"
-"I never got a check! I would remember getting a check for $2,400! I never got it!"
-"Okay, then let's finish this stupid tax return."

3 weeks later......

"HEY! I got this notice from the IRS that they are reducing my refund by $2,400! What the fuck! You fucked me, Fungo!"
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
I do work for myself -- I just have to kick all the fees up again. But I already know how the conversations are going to go next year:

-"You got a check for $2,400 last year, right?"
-"I never got a check! I would remember getting a check for $2,400! I never got it!"
-"Okay, then let's finish this stupid tax return."

3 weeks later......

"HEY! I got this notice from the IRS that they are reducing my refund by $2,400! What the fuck! You fucked me, Fungo!"
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FS: "well actually I fucked your picnic table and you but let's not quibble"
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
I do work for myself -- I just have to kick all the fees up again. But I already know how the conversations are going to go next year:

-"You got a check for $2,400 last year, right?"
-"I never got a check! I would remember getting a check for $2,400! I never got it!"
-"Okay, then let's finish this stupid tax return."

3 weeks later......

"HEY! I got this notice from the IRS that they are reducing my refund by $2,400! What the fuck! You fucked me, Fungo!"
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Well, I’d advise them to get a different accountant, because you must have screwed them over if they had to hand over the entire $2400, and not just the taxes on the $2400!! :slappy:
 
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heisman said:
Well, I’d advise them to get a different accountant, because you must have screwed them over if they had to hand over the entire $2400, and not just the taxes on the $2400!! :slappy:
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Nope. The $1200/$2,400 is going to be a prepayment of a credit generated on the 2020 tax return. So it is possible for someone to get a prepayment of the full amount of the credit and then not qualify for any of it. An individual that made $60k in 2019 and and $100k in 2020 would receive a check for $1,200 here in a couple months but would then not qualify for any of the credit when filing the 2020 return and would have to repay the full $1,200.

Same for a married couple except it would be $2,400 prepayment and an income jump from $145k in 2019 to $205k in 2020. Go from qualifying for the full credit to having to repay it next year.

It's going to be a clusterfuck.

EDIT - I don't know what the actual phaseouts are going to be, but this is the general idea of it. If any of you remember the $400 stimulus check from 2008/2009, that's how that credit worked, too.

EDIT2 - I don't remember, but they may not have made people pay the $400 back if they didn't qualify for it. Which means people were getting more than they were supposed to and got to keep it. So that's fun, too. Either way......clusterfuck.
 
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Fungo Squiggly said:
Nope. The $1200/$2,400 is going to be a prepayment of a credit generated on the 2020 tax return. So it is possible for someone to get a prepayment of the full amount of the credit and then not qualify for any of it. An individual that made $60k in 2019 and and $100k in 2020 would receive a check for $1,200 here in a couple months but would then not qualify for any of the credit when filing the 2020 return and would have to repay the full $1,200.

Same for a married couple except it would be $2,400 prepayment and an income jump from $145k in 2019 to $205k in 2020. Go from qualifying for the full credit to having to repay it next year.

It's going to be a clusterfuck.

EDIT - I don't know what the actual phaseouts are going to be, but this is the general idea of it. If any of you remember the $400 stimulus check from 2008/2009, that's how that credit worked, too.

EDIT2 - I don't remember, but they may not have made people pay the $400 back if they didn't qualify for it. Which means people were getting more than they were supposed to and got to keep it. So that's fun, too. Either way......clusterfuck.
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So whatcha saying is just put that money away and don’t spend it
 
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