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BigWoof31;1568288; said:
Does your wife still have the address of the women she sent it too?

The obvious solution is to take a shit in a box and mail it too her.
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I'd definitely wait until she leaves feedback first & then leave a nice note in her feedback letting others know what a sweetie she is.
 
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Hahaha!!

Nope, don't live next to a donut shop.

Yes we have her address so I could package up a nice dump and mail it to her with no return address. Damn, that would be funny.

I don't think "sellers" can leave "buyers" feedback anymore.

Yes, I guess they still offer money orders. I thought only illegal immigrants used them because they didn't have checking accounts, but I guess I'm wrong. People in New Jersey still use them.

holybuckeye33 - tell your wife she ruined a good night of banging for me!! Bitch!

I don't think buyers name was "riptide" but possibly "retard."

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reagdog;1568648; said:
Hahaha!!

Nope, don't live next to a donut shop.

Yes we have her address so I could package up a nice dump and mail it to her with no return address. Damn, that would be funny.
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Having seen your fascination with shit/farts I'd think you'd jump at the opportunity.
 
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Jake;1570685; said:
Having seen your fascination with shit/farts I'd think you'd jump at the opportunity.
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I'd love to shit in a box and ship it to someone, but she'd probably get the cops involved. I did shit on some chicks car in college, but that was the good old days.

This lady found my wife on Facebook and sent her 2 crazy e-mails today. My wife sent her a pretty nasty e-mail threatening a restraining order if the bitch didn't quit contacting her.

Nothing like 2 women being e-mail bitches to each other and I get to hear about it. :bonk:
 
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reagdog;1570704; said:
I'd love to shit in a box and ship it to someone, but she'd probably get the cops involved. I did shit on some chicks car in college, but that was the good old days.

This lady found my wife on Facebook and sent her 2 crazy e-mails today. My wife sent her a pretty nasty e-mail threatening a restraining order if the bitch didn't quit contacting her.

Nothing like 2 women being e-mail bitches to each other and I get to hear about it. :bonk:
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Tell her to take her frustrations out on you in the bedroom...
 
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reagdog;1570921; said:
Nope - is that the preferred shit delivery method these days?
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It's just a way to get your shit on the news....which is always the primary method of delivering shit into our homes.

BTW in all honesty the best thing for your wife to do is just disengage from the nutty bitch ASAP. Ignore her crap rather than escalating it any further. You'll both be much happier in the long run.
 
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